Legsoftherobot
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Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
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IT'S NOT HIS FUCKING HOUSE!
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
IT'S NOT HIS FUCKING HOUSE!
Look, I just think a Jurassic Park/Alien crossover movie has the potential to be so good. A bunch of eggs end up on an abandoned dinosaur island. Imagine a xenomorph/pterosaur combo. Someone needs to make this happen.
August 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Look, I just think a Jurassic Park/Alien crossover movie has the potential to be so good. A bunch of eggs end up on an abandoned dinosaur island. Imagine a xenomorph/pterosaur combo. Someone needs to make this happen.
My father, who has been living alone for the last 5 years, keeps explaining to me all the different things that can be tricky about living alone. As someone who has lived alone for the last 15 years, it is of course super helpful of him to take the time to explain this to me over and over and over.
July 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My father, who has been living alone for the last 5 years, keeps explaining to me all the different things that can be tricky about living alone. As someone who has lived alone for the last 15 years, it is of course super helpful of him to take the time to explain this to me over and over and over.
Just wanted to show my cat sleeping and being real cute about it
July 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just wanted to show my cat sleeping and being real cute about it
If your hometown comic shop isn't so cool that you can stop by, after moving away 20 years ago, and they still recognize you and are jazzed to see you, you're doing it wrong.
May 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If your hometown comic shop isn't so cool that you can stop by, after moving away 20 years ago, and they still recognize you and are jazzed to see you, you're doing it wrong.
Just finished driving from central Texas to northern Illinois and learned I really am at my happiest on a steady diet of caffeine and beef jerky.
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just finished driving from central Texas to northern Illinois and learned I really am at my happiest on a steady diet of caffeine and beef jerky.
I've been going through my stuff and found an old cd book with like 50 comp cds people made for me in the 90s and early 2000s. They are mostly poorly labeled and an absolute mystery. My weekend plans now involve listening to all of them and I am ridiculously excited about this
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I've been going through my stuff and found an old cd book with like 50 comp cds people made for me in the 90s and early 2000s. They are mostly poorly labeled and an absolute mystery. My weekend plans now involve listening to all of them and I am ridiculously excited about this
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Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird!
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird!
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
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happy new Propagandhi day to everybody who loves sick ass riffs over righteous lyrics
May 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
happy new Propagandhi day to everybody who loves sick ass riffs over righteous lyrics
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Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.
The best part about putting in my notice at work has been that my bosses no longer pull me aside to tell me how much more I should be doing. It turns out without all those mini meetings about how I should do more, I've had time to do everything I need to do and to help my team finish their work.
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The best part about putting in my notice at work has been that my bosses no longer pull me aside to tell me how much more I should be doing. It turns out without all those mini meetings about how I should do more, I've had time to do everything I need to do and to help my team finish their work.
I want something more than what I have. And I'm not sure what, but something is missing
March 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I want something more than what I have. And I'm not sure what, but something is missing
One of the ladies I work with said "you smile like friendship" and it might be the best compliment I've ever gotten.
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One of the ladies I work with said "you smile like friendship" and it might be the best compliment I've ever gotten.
Officially day 1 of my week off work and Roosevelt has decided if she just curls up beside me and naps I will not be able to get anything done. She is correct
February 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Officially day 1 of my week off work and Roosevelt has decided if she just curls up beside me and naps I will not be able to get anything done. She is correct
We were playing with a cloth ribbon and I very loosely wrapped it around her, and how she's convinced she's trapped in a hostage scenario
December 27, 2024 at 4:05 PM
We were playing with a cloth ribbon and I very loosely wrapped it around her, and how she's convinced she's trapped in a hostage scenario
Look, eating an entire tin of Christmas cookies is a completely acceptable way to show you're in the festive mood
December 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Look, eating an entire tin of Christmas cookies is a completely acceptable way to show you're in the festive mood
This is the perfect face of "this could have been an email"
stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
This is the perfect face of "this could have been an email"
Look, I just worked a 16 hour day, so maybe let's not worry about how much I just spent on sushi.
December 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Look, I just worked a 16 hour day, so maybe let's not worry about how much I just spent on sushi.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
Today was a really terrible day. But I'm still standing, so I guess that's something?
November 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Today was a really terrible day. But I'm still standing, so I guess that's something?
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I’m thankful for Farmworkers and for Immigrants like my mom and dad. Please share and appreciate the essential contributions made by Farmworkers and Immigrants, and let’s pledge to protect them from the incoming authoritarian administration.
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I’m thankful for Farmworkers and for Immigrants like my mom and dad. Please share and appreciate the essential contributions made by Farmworkers and Immigrants, and let’s pledge to protect them from the incoming authoritarian administration.
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PSA: If you own guns and have kids or teens coming to your house this holiday, please lock up your guns & store them separately to ammunition.
Guns are the leading cause of death in children 1-19 years old.
Equally if you’re going to someone’s house, ask them to ensure guns are stored away.
Guns are the leading cause of death in children 1-19 years old.
Equally if you’re going to someone’s house, ask them to ensure guns are stored away.
November 27, 2024 at 2:30 PM
PSA: If you own guns and have kids or teens coming to your house this holiday, please lock up your guns & store them separately to ammunition.
Guns are the leading cause of death in children 1-19 years old.
Equally if you’re going to someone’s house, ask them to ensure guns are stored away.
Guns are the leading cause of death in children 1-19 years old.
Equally if you’re going to someone’s house, ask them to ensure guns are stored away.
This seems right
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
This seems right
Let the record show: Terry hates adventures
This is why we don’t do children parties
I am watching two six year olds and one five year old and it is an adventure.
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Let the record show: Terry hates adventures