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Jakob
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Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better.

Him/his
RBW never really seemed to find his spot between back or midfield. Maybe a good opportunity for him to find a spot in Nashville.
Per sources: Nashville SC is closing on a deal that would send Reed Baker-Whiting to Nashville SC. With depth at Winger/Wingback it makes sense for #Sounders to make this move.

I'm sure new Nashville assistant Chris Little was probably a factor in the club's interest in Reed.
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity
February 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Love it. More teams should be signing young players of the year from lower divisions as a flyer.
We have transferred Mark Bronnik to the Seattle Sounders’ org after Seattle triggered his release clause for an undisclosed fee.

We wish all the best to Mark as his young career develops from here, and thank him for his time with the Owls!

Read more here: tinyurl.com/UOTransfersB...

#OneMeansAll
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Ring is first and foremost a scheme to charge Amazon customers to deter crime that costs Amazon (not the customers themselves) billions annually in refunds, returns, double shipping, and customer service overhead.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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We turned our neighborhoods into surveillance panopticons to help Amazon get a foothold in thousands of law enforcement agencies, chiefly because it wanted to cut its annual shrinkage from package theft by a few percentage points.
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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BLUESKY TIP

When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Dads, if you haven't read it yet, get off your asses.
💙📚 Beautiful. Terrifying. Heartbreaking. Fascinating. Historical details from the mind of a master researcher, but related with a touch so gentle it sometimes stings. I have faced waves I thought mind end me and know that fear. Bacon brings the story alive.
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Do not worry. Both @whereismy240.bsky.social and I will continue to have misspelled and poorly worded skeets.
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”

This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
He kept texting me questions all night:
"Was it the yankees?"
"Can a horse win the Superbowl?"
"What about two horses?"
It’s 3:30 am EST and I don’t actually know who won the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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One top thing every rich person who doesn’t suck should do is help create an endowment for a local non profit newsroom
Before The Washington Post layoffs came down, a group of wealthy D.C. locals approached CEO Will Lewis with a proposal.

@passantino.bsky.social has the details in his Saturday @status.news column: www.status.news/p/washington...
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Can't say it enough, if you are going to build ANYTHING, you are going to be criticized much more than you will be praised. Do not be deterred. Build what you want to exist. Find your people and seek their counsel. Keep it moving.
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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It’s called R
insane idea they should design a programming language that is good and also not bad
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING
Brody King, who's in the main event of #AEWDynamite, fighting MJF for a shot at the AEW Men's World Championship, has just raised $58,000 for people affected by ICE in Minneapolis.

Earlier, he raised over $35K for families affected by ICE in Los Angeles

FUCK ICE CHANTS ON #AEWDYNAMITE

FUCK YES
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
At a ska show. Every uniform from madness to op ivy is represented.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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MLS hopping into a Polymarket partnership with the same level of foresight that brought us an NFT project after the bubble had already popped.
January 26, 2026 at 8:51 PM