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Zachary Burns
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creative bloke w curly hair & poor eyesight | heartland emmy losing filmmaker/photographer | co-founder of www.planetthunderfilms.com | he/him | director HELL HATH NO FURY | www.lefteyeburns.com

Watch HELL HATH NO FURY: https://bit.ly/3Cwg6x6
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I directed my first feature film, the dark screwball comedy HELL HATH NO FURY abt a husband & wife who each plot to kill each other on the same night! Hijinks ensue! And it’s a Christmas movie!

I’m very proud of it & it would mean the world to me if you would give it a watch 🥹

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I made a movie! And you can buy it on blu-ray! Right now!!

HELL HATH NO FURY is a dark screwball comedy (think CLUE or ARSENIC AND OLD LACE) about a husband & wife who unknowingly plot to murder each other on the same night! Hijinks ensue!!!

PLUS it’s a Christmas movie!!!!!

It’s also streaming!!!
Hell Hath No Fury
Till murder do us part. A married couple separately and unknowingly plan to murder each other on the same fateful night. Their simple plan sets the stage for a December night where both Silas and Priscilla unknowingly turn to murder and where everything that can go wrong does. Set against the backdrop of a suburban house neatly adorned by Christmas decor and a beautifully prepared dinner for two, the night takes a deadly turn.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
One of Goji’s very best entrances
Godzilla vs Biollante (1989)
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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What makes the passing of actors like Udo Kier extra poignant is that he was a reminder of a career film industries across countries and on multiple levels no longer exist to support. The vagabond weirdo who can show up in Criterion Collection darlings and DTV sequels, and be the best part of both.
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster (1964)
May 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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My movie Hell Hath No Fury was released just over a year ago and what better way to celebrate than to get a bunch of friends together and watch it on the BIG SCREEN!!!

Okie friends, join us Dec 5th 7pm at OFX and let’s kick off the holidays with what one reviewer called a “muder comedy of errors” 😎
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Godzilla was baptized in the fire of the H-bomb, Charlie Brown
What's In The Box, Charlie Brown?
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Thinking about him
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Thinking about him
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Godzilla was baptized in the fire of the H-bomb, Charlie Brown
What's In The Box, Charlie Brown?
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I was the assistant editor on MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO. I have 9000 stories from that time, and many of them feature this man who passed away this morning, Udo Kier. He would talk about Fassbinder, Warhol and Paul Morrissey for hours. I was so lucky to get to know Udo and he will be missed by so many.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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RIP 🖤
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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RIP to the magnificent, beautiful and deeply bananas Udo Kier. Everyone I know who has met him, no matter how glancingly, has their Udo Kier Story. May we all live half such enormous, outrageous lives.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Every moment that Udo Kier was on screen was a treat, even in the worst movies, and I'm grateful we have so many of them. I'm glad that it sounds like he got to live his best life in semi retirement in Palm Springs, he deserved it with one of the most insane filmographies in film history
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Rest in peace, dear weird king 💔
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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live Jet Jaguar reaction
November 8, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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It took me a while to catch what it said
'Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
"Jesus Saves" is what it raved
In a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And he claimed he had a dream
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM