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Leaf boy
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Beleaf in me, or leaf me be.

Ready to fight, but I'll need a long nap afterwards.

∞🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🇩🇪🌱
He/him, Sé/é, Er/Ihm is fine
This #FatFrogFriday let me present to you my colleagues feeding Clyde while I'm out of office due to illness

He is being fed well but he is still HUNGRY
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The world's loosest shackles 🏠
July 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fat Frog Friday! Meet Clyde, my little Pacman frog (Ceratophyrs cranwellii) #FatFrogFriday
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"turn your hobby into a business"

No, I don't think I will
Fucking Weirdo Really Good At Something That She Not Trying To Capitalize On theonion.com/fucking...
July 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Sometimes I don’t understand how Jim Henson ever sold his absolutely wild ideas to colleagues and gatekeepers alike, but then I look at a picture of him and am like “yes, I also would have done whatever he told me to do.”
June 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Got a frog 🐸
Named him Clyde ✌🏼
June 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Transphobes will sooner misgender a real person than this fictional murder machine, and that's why M3GAN gets it
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is a pivotal moment for US politics IMO, Mamdani could help usher in a new era of sensible progressivism in the US
Election Day in NYC.

< two hours left
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's always the most prudish and dried up losers that proclaim "Sex matters"

Girl, if it matters so much then why are you deliberately unlikeable and annoying?
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"ego death" and it's just substance induced psychosis without proper integration
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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ahh yes… the large donut is a very likely place for cops to be
June 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Who up being a Gluttonous serpent?
December 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
They live beside the couch :)
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
If fish get gassy do they start to float??

That seems like a problem; do fish simply not fart??
December 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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santa taylor swift
🤝
flying to the house next door
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 AM
This is how gay people walk to the shops
This is NOT sped up. Look at how fast their little feet move 🥰🥰 🪶
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Internal monologue reliers when they are left speechless
two young men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is looking at the camera .
ALT: two young men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Imagine your dad getting shot and the world celebrating

Banality of evil is contextual
December 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Why do I keep getting a common cold?? I need to get a Legendary or Epic cold at some stage :(
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Smoked Oysterlings? 🤔
December 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Heard "Anti-woke" referred to as a "reverse Sarkesian" and it's 😗🤌
December 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Putting this on boomers to stop them from being scammed on their phone
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 PM
It happened via accident
December 11, 2024 at 12:38 PM