Lauren 📖
@laurenelz.bsky.social
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Lauren 📖
@laurenelz.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I am here to yap and be yapped at
Okay who is so unlucky that they pass TWO kidney stones on Halloween?? That would be me. I am so unlucky.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay who is so unlucky that they pass TWO kidney stones on Halloween?? That would be me. I am so unlucky.
“Make Argentina Great Again, that’s what I ran on, you silly little girl who somehow got crendentials to fly on Air Force One and ask me questions I don’t want to answer” is literally all I heard come out of his mouth.
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Make Argentina Great Again, that’s what I ran on, you silly little girl who somehow got crendentials to fly on Air Force One and ask me questions I don’t want to answer” is literally all I heard come out of his mouth.
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"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
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What I want is for people who think we need to bomb civilians and lock up the homeless and bully trans children to admit that it's THEIR preference, not the preference of some mythical undecided voter.
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What I want is for people who think we need to bomb civilians and lock up the homeless and bully trans children to admit that it's THEIR preference, not the preference of some mythical undecided voter.
I just think Trump appointing a register sex offender who has twice failed to register a new residence to the council that will reestablish the presidential fitness test in SCHOOLS with CHILDREN is diabolical and that alone should be enough for any of his supporters to hear the alarms going off
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I just think Trump appointing a register sex offender who has twice failed to register a new residence to the council that will reestablish the presidential fitness test in SCHOOLS with CHILDREN is diabolical and that alone should be enough for any of his supporters to hear the alarms going off
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You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
May 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
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*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
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eat a book to gain its vocabulary
April 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
eat a book to gain its vocabulary
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They knew I'd be too powerful if I was able to hold a normal conversation
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They knew I'd be too powerful if I was able to hold a normal conversation
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
I’M GOING TO SEE HOZIER BABYYYYYYYYY
February 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’M GOING TO SEE HOZIER BABYYYYYYYYY
Me, two pages into the preface of Lovely One by Ketanji Brown Jackson, already crying
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me, two pages into the preface of Lovely One by Ketanji Brown Jackson, already crying
GIRLLLLLL. Stop. HEY STOP!!! Death of the Author???? Hello??????? I am screaming in this establishment
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
GIRLLLLLL. Stop. HEY STOP!!! Death of the Author???? Hello??????? I am screaming in this establishment
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Imagine being afraid of pronouns.
January 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Imagine being afraid of pronouns.
It’s crazy how every single sentence Trump says sounds it’s taken out of context but that’s literally just how he talks
January 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s crazy how every single sentence Trump says sounds it’s taken out of context but that’s literally just how he talks
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She's a 10 but needs to be alone at least 6 hours per day or else she turns into a monster
January 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
She's a 10 but needs to be alone at least 6 hours per day or else she turns into a monster
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how many januaries do you guys think february will be
January 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
how many januaries do you guys think february will be
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor is so interesting and so unlike anything I’ve read recently. I’m also reading The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff and it is also so interesting/unique. I love finding books that keep building momentum and keep me out of a reading slump.
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor is so interesting and so unlike anything I’ve read recently. I’m also reading The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff and it is also so interesting/unique. I love finding books that keep building momentum and keep me out of a reading slump.
I will genuinely never understand how people listen to orange man talk for more than 45 seconds and still think he is fully competent and capable of leading America.
January 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I will genuinely never understand how people listen to orange man talk for more than 45 seconds and still think he is fully competent and capable of leading America.
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This is the wildest arrangement of toilet paper dispensers I’ve seen yet
January 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is the wildest arrangement of toilet paper dispensers I’ve seen yet
Is there an account anyone knows of dedicated to executive orders as they drop and announcements from the administration as they’re announced?
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Is there an account anyone knows of dedicated to executive orders as they drop and announcements from the administration as they’re announced?
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pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.