Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)
@laurajohansen.bsky.social
Clinical research professional. UNC SPH '21. JMU '15. #VaccinesWork #PublicHealthGeek #CoolMillenialAunt
I'm an introvert on social media, what could go wrong?
I'm an introvert on social media, what could go wrong?
Re-downloaded Hinge/Bumble, searched in earnest for 45 minutes, got insanely frustrated, jettisoned all the apps again. Rinse/repeat in another 90 days?
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Re-downloaded Hinge/Bumble, searched in earnest for 45 minutes, got insanely frustrated, jettisoned all the apps again. Rinse/repeat in another 90 days?
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Every day I understand the Butlerian Jihad more and more
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Every day I understand the Butlerian Jihad more and more
When they inevitably don't renew the ACA subsidies, I sarcastically look forward to all the industry med folks crying about how our sales tanked because NO ONE is getting basic medical care unless it's an emergency
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When they inevitably don't renew the ACA subsidies, I sarcastically look forward to all the industry med folks crying about how our sales tanked because NO ONE is getting basic medical care unless it's an emergency
Haven't been this happy in a while to be on the couch on a Saturday night
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Haven't been this happy in a while to be on the couch on a Saturday night
Mamdani is going to implement Shalimar law. It will smell like an intense citrusy, floral amber with hints of vanilla and sandalwood.
Mamdani is going to implement Shami kebab law. With extra chilli and garlic sauce, to annoy MAGA even more.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalimar law. It will smell like an intense citrusy, floral amber with hints of vanilla and sandalwood.
Slept for nine hours, up in time to make a nice breakfast & tea, sat for Sunderland v Arsenal - what a lovely Saturday so far
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Slept for nine hours, up in time to make a nice breakfast & tea, sat for Sunderland v Arsenal - what a lovely Saturday so far
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
I will *personally* drag the current plane at our gate away so we can get off this damn Embraer mini jet
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I will *personally* drag the current plane at our gate away so we can get off this damn Embraer mini jet
Got through half of Green's "Everything is Tuberculosis" & all of Hayley Williams' new solo album on my hour flight home, very accomplished
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got through half of Green's "Everything is Tuberculosis" & all of Hayley Williams' new solo album on my hour flight home, very accomplished
Wishing I was at the Preds game instead lol
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wishing I was at the Preds game instead lol
Got Tress-influenced @tressiemcphd.bsky.social via IG on a certain sandwich at RDU because my flight is now doubly delayed so I have *earned* this late lunch
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Got Tress-influenced @tressiemcphd.bsky.social via IG on a certain sandwich at RDU because my flight is now doubly delayed so I have *earned* this late lunch
Damn former apartment complex office takes lunch at the weirdest hours (and doesn't note it on their official sites), so I wasted a half hour drive to/from trying to drop off my last dang rent check!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Damn former apartment complex office takes lunch at the weirdest hours (and doesn't note it on their official sites), so I wasted a half hour drive to/from trying to drop off my last dang rent check!!!
Loved that my mom this weekend was like, "These TSA/ATC issues because of the government shutdown, I wouldn't fly any time soon" and I had to remind her I'm flying out on a work trip tomorrow...
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Loved that my mom this weekend was like, "These TSA/ATC issues because of the government shutdown, I wouldn't fly any time soon" and I had to remind her I'm flying out on a work trip tomorrow...
Last two football games of the night have been a snoozefest (imo), so over to RHOSLC which is always *chockful* of drama
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Last two football games of the night have been a snoozefest (imo), so over to RHOSLC which is always *chockful* of drama
Coffee & pastries/bagels, and put together new Ikea bookcases (sans their glass doors, too heavy for me to move solo until I commit to their spot on the wall) during the start of Sunday football with the 'rents before they headed home
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Coffee & pastries/bagels, and put together new Ikea bookcases (sans their glass doors, too heavy for me to move solo until I commit to their spot on the wall) during the start of Sunday football with the 'rents before they headed home
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
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Dallas Stars lose in OT, even with two guys trying to trip/throw a stick in the way of Cirelli 👍🏻🎉
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dallas Stars lose in OT, even with two guys trying to trip/throw a stick in the way of Cirelli 👍🏻🎉
@thetate.bsky.social for your viewing enjoyment
Might as well enjoy this infographic as the paleo world waits for Nature to update its website...
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@thetate.bsky.social for your viewing enjoyment
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West coat IPA, North East IPA…the Midwest and south have yet to create an IPA subtype. Much to consider.
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
West coat IPA, North East IPA…the Midwest and south have yet to create an IPA subtype. Much to consider.
Someone please remind me tomorrow to go grocery shopping bc I am *finally done* moving in and I need to eat actual homemade food and not takeout after 3 weeks of it on repeat
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Someone please remind me tomorrow to go grocery shopping bc I am *finally done* moving in and I need to eat actual homemade food and not takeout after 3 weeks of it on repeat
Spooky season entry: a moved-in home, still in great disarray, with an owner who is on the edge of sanity after 2 weeks of closing/home-work chaos but very glad it's almost done
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Spooky season entry: a moved-in home, still in great disarray, with an owner who is on the edge of sanity after 2 weeks of closing/home-work chaos but very glad it's almost done
Cut my (ironically) middle finger good on an old light fixture taken down in my new place, so I can now safely say I have sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears as a first-time home owner
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Cut my (ironically) middle finger good on an old light fixture taken down in my new place, so I can now safely say I have sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears as a first-time home owner
Having to Project Manage the residential general contractor for my new house should really count toward my experience credits needed for my PMP certificate
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Having to Project Manage the residential general contractor for my new house should really count toward my experience credits needed for my PMP certificate
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