LaughsLast
@laughslast.bsky.social
I write very serious movie reviews that contain absolutely no jokes whatsoever https://letterboxd.com/Laughslast/
If it wasn't for my ADHD, I would be unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it wasn't for my ADHD, I would be unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
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I don't want the Broncos to win, I just need the Chiefs to lose.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't want the Broncos to win, I just need the Chiefs to lose.
It's wild how every three months Trader Joe's has to recall some chicken salad with broken glass in it or spaghetti that has a bunch of dog teeth in it or something and we have all just accepted that like it's normal.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's wild how every three months Trader Joe's has to recall some chicken salad with broken glass in it or spaghetti that has a bunch of dog teeth in it or something and we have all just accepted that like it's normal.
Coyotes are just wolves with autism
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Coyotes are just wolves with autism
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one time, many years before he got canceled, i got to personally witness someone show Virgil Texas the “Jar Jar Binks was secretly a Sith Lord” theory. he got really mad and huffy and repeatedly called it “sophistry”
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
one time, many years before he got canceled, i got to personally witness someone show Virgil Texas the “Jar Jar Binks was secretly a Sith Lord” theory. he got really mad and huffy and repeatedly called it “sophistry”
Andrew Schulz is a comedian the same way that a 6 year old with cancer is a firefighter. Bless your heart for letting him play make-believe, but giving him a netflix special seems a little much.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Andrew Schulz is a comedian the same way that a 6 year old with cancer is a firefighter. Bless your heart for letting him play make-believe, but giving him a netflix special seems a little much.
Guys who want "trad wives" are truly innovating new ways of being an incel. So not only do you want your wife to cook from scratch full meals every day, but do it with a full head of make up, done hair, and a sexy (but still conservative???) dress?! You've unlock a whole new level of unfuckable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Guys who want "trad wives" are truly innovating new ways of being an incel. So not only do you want your wife to cook from scratch full meals every day, but do it with a full head of make up, done hair, and a sexy (but still conservative???) dress?! You've unlock a whole new level of unfuckable.
Cheryl Hines is such an inspiration! I smile everyday thinking about her, knowing that even someone with a room temperature IQ can make it big
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Cheryl Hines is such an inspiration! I smile everyday thinking about her, knowing that even someone with a room temperature IQ can make it big
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Starbucks is on strike and they are calling for a universal boycott. If I see a Starbucks cup in your hand I will slap the scab outta you
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Starbucks is on strike and they are calling for a universal boycott. If I see a Starbucks cup in your hand I will slap the scab outta you
I know trashing on Sydney Sweeney for being racist is big right now. But just for some options of other celebrities we can pick on, we could make fun of Tom Selleck for owning one of those tiny mustache combs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I know trashing on Sydney Sweeney for being racist is big right now. But just for some options of other celebrities we can pick on, we could make fun of Tom Selleck for owning one of those tiny mustache combs.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I know it's probably just me not being that into sports. But I can't be the only one who thinks football would be a lot better if they played naked, covered head to toe in lube, and the Superbowl was to the death.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I know it's probably just me not being that into sports. But I can't be the only one who thinks football would be a lot better if they played naked, covered head to toe in lube, and the Superbowl was to the death.
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::pouring a glass of water very slowly, taking a sip, and clearing my throat::
cuck schumer
cuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
::pouring a glass of water very slowly, taking a sip, and clearing my throat::
cuck schumer
cuck schumer
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my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
To all the people worried that Mamdani will force New Yorkers to convert to Islam: don't worry. He can't force you all to convert. He needs infidels to recruit janissaries from.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
To all the people worried that Mamdani will force New Yorkers to convert to Islam: don't worry. He can't force you all to convert. He needs infidels to recruit janissaries from.
I don't trust AI and I never will. Simple machines, however, are rapidly moving up in my opinion. Which is why I have chosen to upgrade my Roomba by strapping a gun to him. He now has the responsibility of protecting the apartment while I am away.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don't trust AI and I never will. Simple machines, however, are rapidly moving up in my opinion. Which is why I have chosen to upgrade my Roomba by strapping a gun to him. He now has the responsibility of protecting the apartment while I am away.
Would it be unprofessional to add "Kung Fu Master" to my signature on my work email? I'm worried that my current signature doesn't properly convey my ability to kill a man with a one inch punch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Would it be unprofessional to add "Kung Fu Master" to my signature on my work email? I'm worried that my current signature doesn't properly convey my ability to kill a man with a one inch punch.
You think you're an ally because you thing Dr. Pepper could be a woman? No. I am the REAL ally because I think Mr. Pibb is trans. We are not the same.
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You think you're an ally because you thing Dr. Pepper could be a woman? No. I am the REAL ally because I think Mr. Pibb is trans. We are not the same.
Criminal justice in Singapore just got a whole lot kinkier.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Criminal justice in Singapore just got a whole lot kinkier.
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This joke is brought to you by my naive hope that people know what a Bradford Pear smells like.
Where they bury Cheney, a tree will sprout. It is very important that we do NOT cut down this tree for any reason! The sap is blood, the leaves flesh. The roots will run deeper than our nightmares can conjure. The branches roost carrion birds. It will smell like a Bradford Pear.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This joke is brought to you by my naive hope that people know what a Bradford Pear smells like.
Where they bury Cheney, a tree will sprout. It is very important that we do NOT cut down this tree for any reason! The sap is blood, the leaves flesh. The roots will run deeper than our nightmares can conjure. The branches roost carrion birds. It will smell like a Bradford Pear.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Where they bury Cheney, a tree will sprout. It is very important that we do NOT cut down this tree for any reason! The sap is blood, the leaves flesh. The roots will run deeper than our nightmares can conjure. The branches roost carrion birds. It will smell like a Bradford Pear.
Thst spider I found in the toilet bowl at the park has just endorsed Andrew Como
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thst spider I found in the toilet bowl at the park has just endorsed Andrew Como