LaughsLast
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I write very serious movie reviews that contain absolutely no jokes whatsoever https://letterboxd.com/Laughslast/
Still no idea what happened because my job is fulla lame ass losers who don't wanna gossip
Got an email addressed to everyone in the building to remind us that the "DP" next to a customer's name doesn't mean duplicate person, it stands for DANGEROUS person. With a note on how to call the sheriff's station to your desk.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Still no idea what happened because my job is fulla lame ass losers who don't wanna gossip
If you want people to work 3 jobs just to make ends meet, you don't get to be surprised when people start skiing to make it through the day.
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world. n.pr/4rSgD0R
The record-breaking cocaine boom — and its deadly fallout
Cocaine has made a roaring comeback, and it's having some big negative effects in the U.S. and around the world.
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February 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
If you want people to work 3 jobs just to make ends meet, you don't get to be surprised when people start skiing to make it through the day.
I need to come up with some kind of wacky highjinks to get a costco hot dog without having a membership. I have access to a fake mustache, but I'm saving it some something else.
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I need to come up with some kind of wacky highjinks to get a costco hot dog without having a membership. I have access to a fake mustache, but I'm saving it some something else.
A movie so bad I wrote a review entirely devoid of jokes. Don't read it! It's not good and I won't be offended at all. But def don't watch Coyotes (2025). I WILL be offended if you do that!
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A ½ review of Coyotes (2025)
Fuck this movie and the AI generated horse it rode in on. I was excited about this movie. I really was. I thought it looked so cheesy and fun. Then I turned it on and almost immediately realized that ...
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February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A movie so bad I wrote a review entirely devoid of jokes. Don't read it! It's not good and I won't be offended at all. But def don't watch Coyotes (2025). I WILL be offended if you do that!
boxd.it/d6vk7h
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My manager offered me a promotion in exchange for a date with my pet octopus. A clear example of:
Squid pro quo sexual harassment
Squid pro quo sexual harassment
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
My manager offered me a promotion in exchange for a date with my pet octopus. A clear example of:
Squid pro quo sexual harassment
Squid pro quo sexual harassment
"The UK has been colonized by immigrants" says Englands most robust middle manager, sir Boatsworthy Hornswallow
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"The UK has been colonized by immigrants" says Englands most robust middle manager, sir Boatsworthy Hornswallow
If someone brakes into a hospital and kills a baby, I definitely assume that they were a time traveler saving the future. It's called optimism, people!
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If someone brakes into a hospital and kills a baby, I definitely assume that they were a time traveler saving the future. It's called optimism, people!
Seriously! This is legal but my completely legitimate business, 1-877-CARS4KIDS --where I give cars to kids-- is somehow "endangering society in general and pedestrians in specific"?! Absolutely ridiculous.
Just saw a fucking YouTube ad for Horizon, a company that promised to convert your home equity into Bitcoin, which has dropped nearly 50% in value since October. I know the world is crazy fucked but i just cannot believe this shit is legal
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Seriously! This is legal but my completely legitimate business, 1-877-CARS4KIDS --where I give cars to kids-- is somehow "endangering society in general and pedestrians in specific"?! Absolutely ridiculous.
If I was a rich man
Yabba-yabba-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-yabba-yabba-dabba-doo
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If I was a rich man
Yabba-yabba-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-yabba-yabba-dabba-doo
The fact that it took me more than a week to finish this book is proof that I need to be either put in a nursing home or quietly taken out back and shot. Either is fine.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The fact that it took me more than a week to finish this book is proof that I need to be either put in a nursing home or quietly taken out back and shot. Either is fine.
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Of course, the 4 freedoms:
Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
Freedom of big turkey
And freedom to get tucked in cuz you're a sleepy lil guy who had a big day.
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Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
Freedom of big turkey
And freedom to get tucked in cuz you're a sleepy lil guy who had a big day.
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I have see one of these making the rounds here….
It is an amazing painting by Norman Rockwell in a series of 4 that goes along with FDR’s “Four Freedoms” speech. It was given prior to the Pearl Harbor attack to prep the American public as to WHAT we will be fighting for prior to joining WWII
It is an amazing painting by Norman Rockwell in a series of 4 that goes along with FDR’s “Four Freedoms” speech. It was given prior to the Pearl Harbor attack to prep the American public as to WHAT we will be fighting for prior to joining WWII
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Of course, the 4 freedoms:
Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
Freedom of big turkey
And freedom to get tucked in cuz you're a sleepy lil guy who had a big day.
🇺🇸
Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
Freedom of big turkey
And freedom to get tucked in cuz you're a sleepy lil guy who had a big day.
🇺🇸
I actually think he's a pretty good bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I actually think he's a pretty good bunny.
Writing articles for a conspiracy zine with a readership of like 9 people
what kind of deviant would you be if the internet didnt exist
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Writing articles for a conspiracy zine with a readership of like 9 people
It's often said, "Hitler loved dogs," as a way of saying that no human being is truly pure evil. Even the worst of the worst are capable of love and kindness. I still believe that. But holy fucking shit balls our standards are so fucking low and we are still falling short.
MEMPHIS: “Memphis Safe Task Force” (U.S. marshal) caught KICKING A PUPPY 😳 as they arrested a guy for on a drug warrant
“He was harmless. There’s no reason he should’ve done that.”
@GovBillLee this is what we’re paying $1 Million a day for?🤔
Full: wreg.com/news/video-u...
“He was harmless. There’s no reason he should’ve done that.”
@GovBillLee this is what we’re paying $1 Million a day for?🤔
Full: wreg.com/news/video-u...
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It's often said, "Hitler loved dogs," as a way of saying that no human being is truly pure evil. Even the worst of the worst are capable of love and kindness. I still believe that. But holy fucking shit balls our standards are so fucking low and we are still falling short.
Wanted to post a screenshot of Matt Walsh saying something I kind of agreed with about AI and make a snide "broken clock is right twice a day" remark. But Matt Walsh is more like a clock that just constantly displays the time as 14:88 o'clock. So, fuck him, actually.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Wanted to post a screenshot of Matt Walsh saying something I kind of agreed with about AI and make a snide "broken clock is right twice a day" remark. But Matt Walsh is more like a clock that just constantly displays the time as 14:88 o'clock. So, fuck him, actually.
Haven't written a movie review in a while. Don't worry. Nothing is wrong. I'm just a lazy, good for nothing, who wouldn't know ambition if it bit him on the cock.
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Haven't written a movie review in a while. Don't worry. Nothing is wrong. I'm just a lazy, good for nothing, who wouldn't know ambition if it bit him on the cock.
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
Got an email addressed to everyone in the building to remind us that the "DP" next to a customer's name doesn't mean duplicate person, it stands for DANGEROUS person. With a note on how to call the sheriff's station to your desk.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Got an email addressed to everyone in the building to remind us that the "DP" next to a customer's name doesn't mean duplicate person, it stands for DANGEROUS person. With a note on how to call the sheriff's station to your desk.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
I feel like I'm gonna hear some pretty wild stuff at lunch today.
Damn. This guy's plan to beat up a child really isn't turning out the way he planned.
www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
Texas man charged with attacking teen girl at school protest against ICE
A Texas man is accused of attacking a teenage girl during a student demonstration against the Trump administration’s crackdown on immigration, officials said Tuesday.
www.union-bulletin.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Damn. This guy's plan to beat up a child really isn't turning out the way he planned.
www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
www.union-bulletin.com/news/nationa...
It's just such a shame that they are hunting the endangered Taco Bell down to produce them.
i do not like the new taco bell steak. too saucy. bring back the normal steak!
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It's just such a shame that they are hunting the endangered Taco Bell down to produce them.
Saying a 2 year degree isn't college is the academic equivalent of saying "over the pants hand stuff isn't sex." Sure, ok. You still have to change your shorts after.
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Saying a 2 year degree isn't college is the academic equivalent of saying "over the pants hand stuff isn't sex." Sure, ok. You still have to change your shorts after.
The chance, no matter how small, that Elon Musk will go to jail in France for making and distributing CSAM is giving me hope that the world can still heal.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The chance, no matter how small, that Elon Musk will go to jail in France for making and distributing CSAM is giving me hope that the world can still heal.
Hidden door handles on cars are the most cringe design trend of our time. They will be looked back on the way we look back at lead based makeup, belt clips for your phone, and putting a capet cover on your toilet.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Hidden door handles on cars are the most cringe design trend of our time. They will be looked back on the way we look back at lead based makeup, belt clips for your phone, and putting a capet cover on your toilet.
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"I bought it before he went crazy!"
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"I bought it before he went crazy!"
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?
Filling out some paperwork. I dont know how to answer "What race best describes you?" I feel like I am a 5k or maybe a Half Marathon, but don't see those as an option. Can someone come measure my skull and tell me how to answer this, please?
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Filling out some paperwork. I dont know how to answer "What race best describes you?" I feel like I am a 5k or maybe a Half Marathon, but don't see those as an option. Can someone come measure my skull and tell me how to answer this, please?