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LaughsLast
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I write very serious movie reviews that contain absolutely no jokes whatsoever https://letterboxd.com/Laughslast/
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This is my micky macky tally racker and this is my tally wacker. This is for shooting. and this is for...uuum buggery, I guess
A screenshot of Full Metal Jacket where all the guys are marching around with their rifles and grabbing their crotch. The eagle eared viewer knows that they are chanting "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun." The gun that is for fun being made clear visually to be their penis. What a fun movie.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I can tell this John Ringo book I picked up at the used book store has an extremely high quality of writing!
A picture of a book. Centered in the text are the words "bear of a man" made famous by the world's least ok author, Ben Shapiro.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Yes. I'll die on this hill.
Brian Cox as Hannibal in the 1986 masterpiece Manhunter. Brian Cox is the best Hannibal by a mile. Anthony Hopkins was mid.
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Toilet paper USA's planning on going head to head with the Superbowl for ratings. I wish them good luck the same way I would wish good luck to someone who plans on having a staring contest with the sun. I'm sure this won't be super, super embarrassing for them.
A screenshot of Riley Gaines' twitter post that says, "Bad Bunny told Americans they had 4 months to learn Spanish if we wanted to understand the Super Bowl halftime show. No thanks. We'll just have our own. Enjoy your low-rated halftime show." Then there's a picture advertising their halftime show. If you don't know who Riley Gaines is, I'm sorry. I also have no idea.
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I think my yam had a BBL
It's a yam that kinda sorta looks like it has a big butt. A visual joke, and not a good one. If you can't see it, you're not missing out, I promise. The photo equivalent of "I've failed math so many times, I can't even count."
October 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I'm safe til next March.
A screenshot of @attn posting a link that that they have introduced with the text "Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer." There is also a picture of someone sticking two fingers through a ring they have made with two fingers on their other hand. It's vaguely sexual. I think it is supposed to represent prostate stimulation? I'm not sure. It doesn't seem like the most efficient way to ejaculate 21 times a month, but I'm sure it's a lot of fun. Explore your body and keep your prostate healthy.
October 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single picture
Just a lil picture of a guy I drew. He's looking pretty rough. Pretty stressed out, probably. He's had a hard life and today is no exception. I am not a talented artist.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I think Elon Musk might have bought Tik Tok
A screenshot from Tik Tok shop where Tik Tok is selling rings with swastikas on them. Straight up just a website for nazis, now.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Trump is in such poor health that his administration is acting like making him walk up a single flight of stairs was an assassination attempt.
A screenshot of Karoline Leavitt's twitter account. She tweeted "if someone at the UN intentionally stopped the escalator as the president and the first lady were stepping on, then they need to be fired and investigated immediately."
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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His real answer
September 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Ok, ok! I know everyone is having fun pointing out that Trump looks like he's dying. But are we really ignoring the fact that one of the Secret Service agents is an actual supervillain???
A close-up of one of trump's secret service agents. He's bald and stern faced, like someone doing their best impression of Lex Luthor. And I know what you are thinking, yeah, man, a lot of people are bald and stern faced. It doesn't make them super villians. But get this! This man is actually, no joke, walking around with his fingers steepled. For real! STEEPLED FINGERS! The only thing missing is a spandex suit with a big skull sewn on the front.
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Having the time of my life in pursuit of a promised utopia. The promised utopia is just out of frame, also laughing.
Nathan Fielder, a graduate of one of Canada's top business schools, smiling and laughing. His friends, who are definitely also there with him, are out of frame, also laughing.
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I would always ask this guy questions in Norwegian on his lives, because I know he absolutely does not understand even the most basic, page 1 of Norsk 101, level of sentences in Norwegian.

Either this language master has trouble with one of the easiest languages on earth, or he's a huge fraud. 🤔
A screenshot from a tik tok live of Wouter Corduwener. He is holding a sign that says, "I speak every language? Test me! Subscribers and 500+ gifts get prioritized." If you haven't seen his tik tok or youtube channel, great! I really envy you for that. He pretends to speak languages by saying stuff like "hi how are you. I speak Croatian. I love croatian. Croatia is a beautiful country. I love Croatian food." To blind sighted tourists who are too polite to ask this pushy Dutch man to go away after he marches up to them and asks them what language they speak. Sounds cringe, right? Right! It's extremely cringe. And I really wish someone would call him out. But what can I do? I have like 14 followers, and a non-zero amount of them are family members. So, saddly, his grift will continue.
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot
Screenshot of a tweet from Byron Donalds. The text reads: "In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again" There is a picture of the Cracker Barrel logo. The text of the tweet also ends with an american flag emoji, because, you know, there is nothing more patriotic than a religious experience in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel. I didn't include it in the text because someone told me emojis mess up screen reading software. That seems like a HUGE flaw in screen reading software, but hey, who the hell asked me? Anyway, I had to suffer through reading his post without interuptions, so you should too. That's equality.
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Dennis Prager is about to teach millions of kids that this is Frederick Douglass.
A screenshot of Samuel L. Jackson, in his role from Dhango Unchained. If you haven't seen the movie, Jackson plays a sycophantic slave named Stephen, who pretty much agrees with everything his master says about white supremacy and black people. The movie reveals that there is more to his character near the end, and it is implied that this was all an act, that he simply said and did whatever his master wanted in order to get better treatment as a slave. BUT, unfortunately, very media illiterate people did not pick up on this, and his character has become a shorthand for a sort of useful idiot for racism. Which is how I am using it, technically. I know, I know. Am I a hypocrite? Maybe a tad. But unfortunately, I have to be somewhat pragmatic when it comes to visual shorthand. Not everyone is cool, like you, and reads alt text. And I know alt text of for the visually impaired. You're cool for reading this, blind or sighted. If anything, you're cooler for reading it blind. Listening to that fun little robot voice that JAWS reads out your screen in, like you're talking to a cyborg. Freaking awesome. Do blind people still use JAWS to read their screens? I am out of touch.
August 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The poster for the movie Miracle at Manchester looks like a Dean Cain look alike contest where Dean Cain came in 3rd.
The movie poster for the 2024 movie Miracle At Manchester. A crowd of people dressed in red are touching a young man standing in the middle, he is the only one not wearing a red shirt, but he is wearing a red hat. I think it's supposed to invoke Jesus. Like they are touching jesus to be healed or something. I don't know. He seems like really young and it kind just looks like a bunch of people groping a teenager. Anyway...above that is the title and above the title you can see three men. All three men look a little bit like Dean Cain in various stages of a mid life crisis. Like Dean Cain after he got depressed and gained 50 pounds. Like Dean Cain grew some facial hair to try to hide the fact that he gained 50 pounds and now he just looks like someone's uncle. And Dean Cain after he went on Ozempic to lose the 50 pounds and shaved because he realized it just wasn't a good look for him. They all look absolutely terrible. ...oh and one of them is actually Dean Cain.
August 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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This ad for Twisted Metal looks like someone asked a shitty AI to make a cover of an animorphs book
It's an ad for the TV show Twisted Metal on Peacock. The characters from the show are lined up in a way that is sort of vaguely, a little bit, if you squint, similar to the way the characters of the book series animorphs would look on the covers. It's sort of a visual joke for people who grew up in the 90s and early 00s and read a lot of books about kids who had special super powers that made them cool and interesting. If you can't see it, don't worry, you're not missing out. It's like maybe at best maybe a little funny. But the audience for this joke is so small...god, what am I doing with my free time? Does anyone else even remember these books?
August 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Did I have a stroke or something? Why is Triple H standing next to the president while he gives updates on the Russia Ukraine war? Is he part of the government now? Why is no one talking about this? Is this normal now? My fucking therapist is gonna gonna feel so overworked after hearing about this.
A screen cap of an ABC live from the whitehouse video. Donald Trump, who has repeatedly claimed to be 6 foot 3, is standing next to professional wrestler Triple H, who is 6 foot 4. Triple H is clearly about 5 or 6 inches taller than Trump, despite the fact that Triple H is standing further from the camera than Trump.
August 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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This new episode of 1 vs 20 is really interesting. They're making some really interesting points.
A smallish woman surrounded by men, all in their underwear. The implication is that a gang bang is about to start. Funny enough, I think there is a lot more interesting and intellectual debate going on in any given gang bang than there is in the entire Jubilee 1 vs 20 series.
July 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Sure, when David Litt does it, he gets to write a column for the NYTIMES. But when I feel it's MY civic duty to be rude to someone's younger brother, I get tazed by the cops and dragged out of the NICU
July 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Look at this lil shit. She sasses me until she gets an extra walk. Then comes inside and pouts. That's it! Come Monday morning, she's getting a job.
A cute little doggy. She's so cute. Omg, like unbelievably cute. She's like 12 years old, so she's got an adorable lil old lady vibe. Does she need a haircut? Yes! I know, I know! She had an appointment last week for one, but we had to cancel for unforseen circumstances. But for the time being, the shaggy look is seriously very cute for her. She is pouting.
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Guys from a town where the mayor outlawed dancing are suddenly VERY concerned about antisemitism in a place that they have playfully referred to as "Jew York City" their entire lifes.
A screenshot of twitter where Larry Correa has quote tweeted "New York City is so fucked" in responce to an account whose name contains a slur for the handicapped that posted a tweet saying "this may be the most (redacted slur for the handicapped) post I have ever seen" as a commentary on a Tweet from Zohran Mamdani saying "Queer liberation means defund the police." Fun fact: Larry Correa once complained on twitter that he wasn't included on a list of authors who were being canceled for sexual assult and/or support of the genocide in Gaza. Do you think he wanted to be included because of sexual assault or genocide support? Until proven otherwise, I am assuming it is both. What a cool guy!
June 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
A well-dressed older man, gray hair, grey mustache. A look of shock on his face. He has the look of a man who has just seen a penis in a very unlikely place. Not unlikely as in, say, on a forehead or the side of a file cabinet. But unlikely as in a fancy party where well dressed businessmen and politicians might gather to sip expensive drinks and discuss stocks and crushing the poor.
June 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Deep in thought.

Proud of a fart.
Chun Doo-hwan standing in front of Ronald Reagan. Reagan, ironically, looks as if he suspects Chun Doo-hwan of having farted recently. Sadly, I don't think this is the case, as it would be very funny, and justifable, to fart on or near Ronald Reagan. Chun Doo-hwan in a crowded group of people, looking like he is very proud of a fart. There is a woman standing just in front of him. Who is she? I have absolutely no idea. She does, however, look like she shares Chun Doo-hwan's pride and passion for public farts, and has just snuck a silent but deadly one out unto this group of well dress Korean politicians.
June 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM