Laura
@lateadopterlaura.bsky.social
This might be the most perfect candy
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This might be the most perfect candy
Today on the radio the dj mentioned that Sweet Emotion is 50 years old and my soul left my body
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Today on the radio the dj mentioned that Sweet Emotion is 50 years old and my soul left my body
It's becoming increasingly obvious that this body was not meant to survive childhood
September 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's becoming increasingly obvious that this body was not meant to survive childhood
We got this fam
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
September 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We got this fam
Got a bird in the hand this morning, I should basically call it a day, right?
May 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Got a bird in the hand this morning, I should basically call it a day, right?
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New pope calls Satan “real jagoff”
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New pope calls Satan “real jagoff”
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Pretty much everything this guy does that isn’t currently a crime needs to become a crime
Elon Musk privately DM'ed YouTuber Tiffany Fong and asked her to be inseminated by him.
When she refused he unfollowed her on Twitter and cut off premium ad revenue payments of $42,000 a month
When she refused he unfollowed her on Twitter and cut off premium ad revenue payments of $42,000 a month
April 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Pretty much everything this guy does that isn’t currently a crime needs to become a crime
Top villains! Jason asked me and my Swiss cheese brain could only come up with some...
Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman, not the cartoon, I'm not a fucking monster obvs), Hans Gruber (is there a pattern), Hannibal Lechter, Heath Ledger's Joker, Handsome Jack, Jigsaw, Gustavo Fring, gimme yours!
Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman, not the cartoon, I'm not a fucking monster obvs), Hans Gruber (is there a pattern), Hannibal Lechter, Heath Ledger's Joker, Handsome Jack, Jigsaw, Gustavo Fring, gimme yours!
April 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Top villains! Jason asked me and my Swiss cheese brain could only come up with some...
Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman, not the cartoon, I'm not a fucking monster obvs), Hans Gruber (is there a pattern), Hannibal Lechter, Heath Ledger's Joker, Handsome Jack, Jigsaw, Gustavo Fring, gimme yours!
Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman, not the cartoon, I'm not a fucking monster obvs), Hans Gruber (is there a pattern), Hannibal Lechter, Heath Ledger's Joker, Handsome Jack, Jigsaw, Gustavo Fring, gimme yours!
Ya girl going to be on public access spreading the good word about the dog egg hunt
April 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ya girl going to be on public access spreading the good word about the dog egg hunt
Identifying strongly with sun bears today
April 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Identifying strongly with sun bears today
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
OK BUT we also leaned boundaries
April 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
OK BUT we also leaned boundaries
This demon child making me guess what it is she wants
March 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This demon child making me guess what it is she wants
Slow month but lots of hits
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Slow month but lots of hits
Ellie maintains that if you are on a lap you are a lap dog
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ellie maintains that if you are on a lap you are a lap dog
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i keep reading posts from people getting laid off in genuinely every possible tech industry you can imagine and it's so fucking insane that the thing people have to worry about isn't "can an AI do my job" but "can a very stupid person convince my boss that an AI can do my job"
February 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i keep reading posts from people getting laid off in genuinely every possible tech industry you can imagine and it's so fucking insane that the thing people have to worry about isn't "can an AI do my job" but "can a very stupid person convince my boss that an AI can do my job"
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Ah, the revealed preference
I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi.
Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes.
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes.
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
'These kids do not care about romance': Game devs want to know what today's teens want, and surveys say sex and romance isn't it
Young people want stories about friendship more than romance, say researchers and industry execs.
www.pcgamer.com
February 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ah, the revealed preference
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Laughing at the meme your partner showed you is the digital equivalent of faking an orgasm
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Laughing at the meme your partner showed you is the digital equivalent of faking an orgasm
I think it's kind of funny
I think it's kind of sad
That I can fit my office
Into a little bag
I think it's kind of sad
That I can fit my office
Into a little bag
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think it's kind of funny
I think it's kind of sad
That I can fit my office
Into a little bag
I think it's kind of sad
That I can fit my office
Into a little bag
January was all about serieses
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
January was all about serieses