Large Marginalia
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Pretending to smoke on my imaginary fire escape
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An authority we could all get behind is the Poison Control Centaur
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An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
My husband, a teacher, said “today we had parent visitation, which makes them sound like an apparition…”
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My husband, a teacher, said “today we had parent visitation, which makes them sound like an apparition…”
Tried searching “casual hairstyles for straight hair” and every one of them looked like a fucked-up bridesmaid updo. Searching “Standish Slow Horses” was much better.
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tried searching “casual hairstyles for straight hair” and every one of them looked like a fucked-up bridesmaid updo. Searching “Standish Slow Horses” was much better.
Not the big story, of course, but it looks like Epstein typed his emails with his feet
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not the big story, of course, but it looks like Epstein typed his emails with his feet
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"Oh fuck, here comes Ted in his man-dress."
July 26, 2023 at 5:10 PM
"Oh fuck, here comes Ted in his man-dress."
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How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time.
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You say that you condemn evil, but what if I told you that Satan is a small business owner
July 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You say that you condemn evil, but what if I told you that Satan is a small business owner
Picture it: Martin Short as Minnie Castevet and Cole Escola as Rosemary Woodhouse
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Picture it: Martin Short as Minnie Castevet and Cole Escola as Rosemary Woodhouse
If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s and spend any time online, you will get a lot of perimenopause marketing thrown at you. I certainly do. It’s a crazy time and you can feel like your body is breaking down and your mind is not what it used to be. The promise of hormone therapy sounds great. EXCEPT
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you’re a woman in your 40s or 50s and spend any time online, you will get a lot of perimenopause marketing thrown at you. I certainly do. It’s a crazy time and you can feel like your body is breaking down and your mind is not what it used to be. The promise of hormone therapy sounds great. EXCEPT
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You may not have food or healthcare for your children, but did you know that the White House will now have a classy dance floor for nepotistic pedophiles
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You may not have food or healthcare for your children, but did you know that the White House will now have a classy dance floor for nepotistic pedophiles
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I'm back from the printer
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm back from the printer
JD Vance’s baseline tone in all of his interviews is “Jane, you ignorant slut”
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
JD Vance’s baseline tone in all of his interviews is “Jane, you ignorant slut”
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I have a great idea for someone who can win the Nobel Peace Prize: Andry José Hernández Romero, the gay Venezuelan asylum seeker sent by the United States to an El Salvadoran torture prison for 125 days, with no due process, & who, afterwards, epitomized grace.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
Andry Hernández’s life after leaving Bukele’s terror prison: ‘Our bodies are free, but our minds are still there’
The Venezuelan stylist, one of the 252 men deported by the United States to a third nation for the first time, is trying to rebuild his life after four months of detention
english.elpais.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I have a great idea for someone who can win the Nobel Peace Prize: Andry José Hernández Romero, the gay Venezuelan asylum seeker sent by the United States to an El Salvadoran torture prison for 125 days, with no due process, & who, afterwards, epitomized grace.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
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I don't want to be buried in a cemetery, I want to be tried as a witch and given a heretic's death
October 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I don't want to be buried in a cemetery, I want to be tried as a witch and given a heretic's death
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WHAT: Aaron Esh (spring 2026)
OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it.
IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire
EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it.
IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire
EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants
#MJMfashionGuide
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
WHAT: Aaron Esh (spring 2026)
OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it.
IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire
EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: legerdemain or leaving a single black rose on the pillow of an exiled dictator, causing him to stutter, “they’re b-b-back” when he sees it.
IF IT WERE A SCENT: deck of cards, dipped in bourbon, on fire
EMOTIONAL RANGE: ruthless/sexypants
#MJMfashionGuide
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Why is Aaron Esh making such hot clothes? What does he want from us?
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why is Aaron Esh making such hot clothes? What does he want from us?
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Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.
When they’re extra-high-waisted they’re called boobcut jeans
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When they’re extra-high-waisted they’re called boobcut jeans
Is removing the flimsy little jackets from your chickpeas in the DSM?
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is removing the flimsy little jackets from your chickpeas in the DSM?
19 years into marriage, there are still surprises. I just walked into a room and my husband looked up from his sketchbook and said “What’s going on with the word ‘bride’? Why is it so…equestrian?”
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
19 years into marriage, there are still surprises. I just walked into a room and my husband looked up from his sketchbook and said “What’s going on with the word ‘bride’? Why is it so…equestrian?”
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This is all of us rn
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This is all of us rn
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I've become a more positive person through lying.
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I've become a more positive person through lying.
All these dads with their family-canceling headphones
September 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All these dads with their family-canceling headphones