Large Marginalia
@largemarginalia.bsky.social
Pretending to smoke on my imaginary fire escape
Did the original version of this song have lyrics about mangroves and parasailing? I don’t remember
July 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did the original version of this song have lyrics about mangroves and parasailing? I don’t remember
When no one notices you got your hair cut
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When no one notices you got your hair cut
Spirit animal for the sad and sexy
April 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spirit animal for the sad and sexy
People are mad as hell in Delco, PA!
April 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People are mad as hell in Delco, PA!
Found an amazing address today
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Found an amazing address today
Here she is as Daybitch (ah-ah-ah), fighter of the Nightbitch
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Here she is as Daybitch (ah-ah-ah), fighter of the Nightbitch
We need to start using the English translation on all packaging immediately
February 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We need to start using the English translation on all packaging immediately
One of my neighbors has a cat with strong Leland Palmer vibes. One day I’m going to hold up a mirror to Jellybean and expose him as Bob’s current host.
February 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One of my neighbors has a cat with strong Leland Palmer vibes. One day I’m going to hold up a mirror to Jellybean and expose him as Bob’s current host.
Last night I fell asleep googling “quiet, silly jobs”
January 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Last night I fell asleep googling “quiet, silly jobs”
Get a load of my grandma (2nd from left) with her brother, sister-in-law, and husband, drinking at a bar some time in the mid 1940s
December 29, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Get a load of my grandma (2nd from left) with her brother, sister-in-law, and husband, drinking at a bar some time in the mid 1940s
Leonia Teaneck is about as glamorous a name as I can think of. Like this is a woman who keeps separate wine that’s just for throwing in her enemies’ faces.
December 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Leonia Teaneck is about as glamorous a name as I can think of. Like this is a woman who keeps separate wine that’s just for throwing in her enemies’ faces.
Merry Christmas, starring Frances McDormand as Mary and William H Macy as the baby Jesus
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Merry Christmas, starring Frances McDormand as Mary and William H Macy as the baby Jesus
Googling mangosteens again and thinking I can’t let another year go by without knowing what they taste like. Although “floral tartness” raises more questions than it answers.
December 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Googling mangosteens again and thinking I can’t let another year go by without knowing what they taste like. Although “floral tartness” raises more questions than it answers.
I would buy this book about Michael McDonald’s hair
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I would buy this book about Michael McDonald’s hair
Should I get the Loggins or the Messina (haircut)?
December 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Should I get the Loggins or the Messina (haircut)?
How I imagine it feels to have a skincare routine
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
How I imagine it feels to have a skincare routine
Bringing this pic of a backlit ginkgo tree in November to the hair salon
November 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Bringing this pic of a backlit ginkgo tree in November to the hair salon
How old am I? Well, every time I see one of these signs I hear Sheena Easton’s voice in my head singing “My Harris Walz/Come spend the night inside my Harris Walz”
September 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
How old am I? Well, every time I see one of these signs I hear Sheena Easton’s voice in my head singing “My Harris Walz/Come spend the night inside my Harris Walz”
Kicking myself for never doing this back when I had a fire escape at 13th Street & 2nd Ave
May 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Kicking myself for never doing this back when I had a fire escape at 13th Street & 2nd Ave
One of us. One of us.
May 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
One of us. One of us.
I think it means something
April 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I think it means something
Me, describing a papillon as like if Bob Mackie had created the chihuahua
March 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Me, describing a papillon as like if Bob Mackie had created the chihuahua
At first I was mad that my Amazon delivery person apparently ground my menopause stage indicator kit into the ground under his shoe like a cigarette, but now I just relate to it
February 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
At first I was mad that my Amazon delivery person apparently ground my menopause stage indicator kit into the ground under his shoe like a cigarette, but now I just relate to it
I almost had to sit down on the floor of Target to compose myself
January 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I almost had to sit down on the floor of Target to compose myself
“Get Shorty” is still a lot of fun. When it first came out I made this for my dad, who took such delight in Dennis Farina’s swearing.
January 5, 2024 at 2:52 AM
“Get Shorty” is still a lot of fun. When it first came out I made this for my dad, who took such delight in Dennis Farina’s swearing.