laptop006.bsky.social
@laptop006.bsky.social
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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New hypothesis: I think teachers can stop AI cheating in schools by making all their assignments about nuclear weapons enrichment. Chatgpt is vigilant about this topic even when you try to mask it with other terms. I have saved the children
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Setting up a new wireless network called GBus that's VPNed into China and watching Google employees walk past and have their corp access blocked
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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i have eaten
the lamps
that were in
the DC

and which
you were probably
using
for entropy

Forgive me
they were delicious
so warm
and so wet
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Out and about in Wellington NZ
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Huh. At least on macOS, less really is more.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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You know things are utterly FUBAR in the US when @bellingcat.com is doing satellite imagery analysis of the White House.
New satellite images show the scale of demolition that has occurred on the East Wing of the White House in less than a month.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Never been a laptop sticker guy, but when I saw @micahflee.com with this, I had to get one.
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Lovely example of how weird real-world data is. I put all 55 million points in Overture maps into a Nomic Atlas map. Lots of points spuriously appearing in the ocean. But the 1° square around 'null island' (0° lat, 0° long) is suspiciously clear -- someone has cleared out bad data just there.
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Unamunco, 1947 printing.

I'm calling it a machine because they integrated a very clever mechanism in the spine which allows one binding to have two books: the book they published up top, and the glossary for the book on bottom
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Much love to Vampire Weekend, who played right after us at the Shaky Knees festival in Atlanta and treated the crowd to this lovely Weird Al cover
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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dungeons and bad dragons
September 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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For joy :D
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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At the bike shop:

Bike mechanic: "Your bike is all fixed. Do you want a receipt?"

Me: "Nah I want a beer."

Bike mechanic: "Can I grab you one from the shop fridge?"
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"
December 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM