High Velocity Soupcan
@landlockedoceans.bsky.social
My patience is like a gift card, and it seems most places in this part 'a town only take cash.
(I don't use this account for much.)
(I don't use this account for much.)
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This art is a year or two now but I'm still really proud of it. Pigeons!! I sell these lil guys as prints https://www.lackofa.com/shop
October 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This art is a year or two now but I'm still really proud of it. Pigeons!! I sell these lil guys as prints https://www.lackofa.com/shop
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Every time Democrats have announced a new one of these for the past eight years it’s always been “this team’s bold new strategy to win the next election is doing everything we can to make ourselves even less popular.”
September 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Every time Democrats have announced a new one of these for the past eight years it’s always been “this team’s bold new strategy to win the next election is doing everything we can to make ourselves even less popular.”
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the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
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"How your community treats furries" is basically as close to a perfect barometer as you can get for determining whether your community is on track to have a nazi bar problem, and it's been that way basically for as long as furry culture and online spaces have been a thing
IF YOU’RE BLOCKING FURRIES CUZ THEY CONFUSE YOU YOU SUCK YOU MADE THEIR REP WRITE AN APOLOGY AND AN EXPLANATION BOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOO end of story
November 3, 2024 at 7:37 PM
"How your community treats furries" is basically as close to a perfect barometer as you can get for determining whether your community is on track to have a nazi bar problem, and it's been that way basically for as long as furry culture and online spaces have been a thing
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That's what I'm saying like 😭😭🙏
![[ Start ID : First screenshot of the comment poster's Instagram story. It reads as follows : "Not only does Miyazaki himself absolutely despise it, rightfully so, let's not forget how the use of this slop filter completely reduces his works to mere "cozy chill vibes", like have any of y'all "Ghibli Enthusiasts" actually sat down for more than two seconds and watched any of his other works that isn't just Spirited Away?" ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojgg7sq6bg35wqaezwd2lghv/bafkreia3lwcxstnswwzrafpnrcm7qnwew4vxsmo4sqdef4q7rpfeeq5ybi@jpeg)
![[ Start ID : Second screenshot of the comment poster's Instagram story. It reads as follows : "Sure, there are certain scenes in certain movies that can give a feeling of cozy comfort, but that's merely a tiny sardine in an ocean of deep, reflective and thought-provoking messages as the heart of all of them. Miyazaki was very much an anti-war activist, which can be seen in even his "popular works like Howl's Moving Castle or Princess Mononoke." ] /end ID](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojgg7sq6bg35wqaezwd2lghv/bafkreihy6tzh5c3sfhjcnmqc7q5cwgds2dru6isshjn2km7irpaxhp2svi@jpeg)
![[ Start ID : Third and final screenshot of the comment poster's Instagram story. It reads as follows : "Like for fuck's sake have some bare respect for the guy if you're gonna go around and promote yourself as a " huge fan of his works", Princess Mononoke is literally about environmental degradation and destruction yet here you are using generative ai that creates more amounts of CO2 emissions than a daily Fourth of July. So much for "cozy chill vibes" I guess. ] /end ID](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojgg7sq6bg35wqaezwd2lghv/bafkreif6tiumaqy7okrbfgsuto5htmfkcza2rjlte232g3lh52gzld7tz4@jpeg)
March 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
That's what I'm saying like 😭😭🙏
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googly eyes on falconry hoods
November 5, 2023 at 4:02 PM
googly eyes on falconry hoods
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only the dead can know peace from this evil
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
only the dead can know peace from this evil
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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
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he is throwing up a lot of orange liquid. i showed him Mewtwo and he thinks hes Mewtwo now . crazy thing is... I think he might be right
February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
he is throwing up a lot of orange liquid. i showed him Mewtwo and he thinks hes Mewtwo now . crazy thing is... I think he might be right
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we finally did it boys. we got our own freedom fries 🥲
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
we finally did it boys. we got our own freedom fries 🥲
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Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors
“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
February 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors
“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
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Tulin fanart 🏹 (repost from 2023)
February 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tulin fanart 🏹 (repost from 2023)
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Warner Bros. to Multiversus:
January 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Warner Bros. to Multiversus:
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February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.