My name is Lance
@lancep.bsky.social
Musician, ridiculously lucky husband, world’s greatest dad (I have the coffee mug to prove it!)
Having both of our kids under our roof makes me feel whole in a way I can’t explain. (Our oldest, who wasn’t sure they could make it for than a few hours on Thursday, walked in the door about an hour ago.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Having both of our kids under our roof makes me feel whole in a way I can’t explain. (Our oldest, who wasn’t sure they could make it for than a few hours on Thursday, walked in the door about an hour ago.)
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Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Holy Shit! That was a play!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Holy Shit! That was a play!!
Just saw the Luke Wilson cell phone commercial and now I finally understand the commentary from a week(s) or so ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Just saw the Luke Wilson cell phone commercial and now I finally understand the commentary from a week(s) or so ago
Alright skeeters, I need a ruling. For reasons, I’m not allowed to get on ladders when my wife is gone. But surely, if I’m just standing on the kitchen counters that’s not technically a ladder right???
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Alright skeeters, I need a ruling. For reasons, I’m not allowed to get on ladders when my wife is gone. But surely, if I’m just standing on the kitchen counters that’s not technically a ladder right???
Since leaving for college (we only live two hours away) my youngest has not been able to surprise their mom coming home. My wife literally senses a disturbance in the force. Until tonight!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Since leaving for college (we only live two hours away) my youngest has not been able to surprise their mom coming home. My wife literally senses a disturbance in the force. Until tonight!!
So I can see that a lot of people are rightfully upset that senate democrats caved, and they did cave. But I think it’s important to be honest and plain spoken about why because that is where I think our anger and resolve should directed. Quite simply, the president of the United States-
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So I can see that a lot of people are rightfully upset that senate democrats caved, and they did cave. But I think it’s important to be honest and plain spoken about why because that is where I think our anger and resolve should directed. Quite simply, the president of the United States-
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I pray that all my brothers and sisters get an ounce of comfort on this day as we come together to celebrate our shared heritage of 250 years.
Whether you are at a glittering ball, stuck in a fighting hole or knee deep in the shit of the day, remember that we what we make of ourselves.
Whether you are at a glittering ball, stuck in a fighting hole or knee deep in the shit of the day, remember that we what we make of ourselves.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I pray that all my brothers and sisters get an ounce of comfort on this day as we come together to celebrate our shared heritage of 250 years.
Whether you are at a glittering ball, stuck in a fighting hole or knee deep in the shit of the day, remember that we what we make of ourselves.
Whether you are at a glittering ball, stuck in a fighting hole or knee deep in the shit of the day, remember that we what we make of ourselves.
Sitting here waiting for my wife to get done with work listening to Izzy Stradlin & the JuJu Hounds and I must say, damn, this was a great record!
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sitting here waiting for my wife to get done with work listening to Izzy Stradlin & the JuJu Hounds and I must say, damn, this was a great record!
Children are not responsible for their parents abilities or shitty choices.
When my father died, our mother would vanish for days at a time. My 14 yo sister did her best to feed me but often, the free lunch I got at school was the only meal of the day.
When my father died, our mother would vanish for days at a time. My 14 yo sister did her best to feed me but often, the free lunch I got at school was the only meal of the day.
“Why should I help cover the cost of someone else’s shitty parenting?” Because they’re children, Susan, and we live in a society.
I don't (and stats say almost certainly won't) have kids, and I just cannot fathom people being opposed to universal free school lunch. Even if it raised my taxes -- which I'm not even sure it would given the lack of spending on admin -- it would be a minuscule cost for an obvious gain.
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Children are not responsible for their parents abilities or shitty choices.
When my father died, our mother would vanish for days at a time. My 14 yo sister did her best to feed me but often, the free lunch I got at school was the only meal of the day.
When my father died, our mother would vanish for days at a time. My 14 yo sister did her best to feed me but often, the free lunch I got at school was the only meal of the day.
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So Travis and Taylor are getting hitched! Cue NFL maga meltdown in 3..2..1…
August 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So Travis and Taylor are getting hitched! Cue NFL maga meltdown in 3..2..1…
Cuts to social safety net programs to pay for corporate and wealthy tax cuts has long been a staple of the GOP platform. What this lady is inadvertently admitting to is the she voted for the new platform of overt persecution
The hypocrisy of the republican voter.
Yet, they STILL support them. When will they learn that their party doesn’t give two shits about their families?
Yet, they STILL support them. When will they learn that their party doesn’t give two shits about their families?
Opinion | I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Cuts to social safety net programs to pay for corporate and wealthy tax cuts has long been a staple of the GOP platform. What this lady is inadvertently admitting to is the she voted for the new platform of overt persecution
Saw a post earlier that could’ve used this response. It may shock some, but in order to refuse an unlawful order, you must first be given an unlawful order. “Stand in front of this building” isn’t an unlawful order. It may not be time to build the gallows just yet
There's a maximalist hysteria to it - "the troops better resist exactly as much as I want them to or we're sending Pvt Snuffy from Ohio to Nuremberg" coupled with a total unreality about the situation. It's fucking stupid and it is way too dominant of a discourse type on here.
August 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Saw a post earlier that could’ve used this response. It may shock some, but in order to refuse an unlawful order, you must first be given an unlawful order. “Stand in front of this building” isn’t an unlawful order. It may not be time to build the gallows just yet
And just like that, our journey as custodial parents is drawing to a close. On Sunday we take our youngest down to move into the dorms to start her college career as the oldest starts law school on Monday. Tuesday we come home to an empty house and start the next chapter. Yes, I’m still in denial
August 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
And just like that, our journey as custodial parents is drawing to a close. On Sunday we take our youngest down to move into the dorms to start her college career as the oldest starts law school on Monday. Tuesday we come home to an empty house and start the next chapter. Yes, I’m still in denial
This is funny as fuck! I sometimes wonder if my northern brethren feel this way about the furnace but, honestly, they’re not comparable. You can survive 30 degrees inside with some extra blankets. 102 upstairs in Mississippi, you gon die necked
I’ve watched this god knows how many times since I first saw it and always have to share it
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is funny as fuck! I sometimes wonder if my northern brethren feel this way about the furnace but, honestly, they’re not comparable. You can survive 30 degrees inside with some extra blankets. 102 upstairs in Mississippi, you gon die necked
The founders aren’t rolling in their graves, they are clawing at their coffins
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
August 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The founders aren’t rolling in their graves, they are clawing at their coffins
Maturing is accepting that Mick Jagger is arguably the worst singer in the history of rock n roll, and possibly none of the Stone’s catalog works without him
August 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Maturing is accepting that Mick Jagger is arguably the worst singer in the history of rock n roll, and possibly none of the Stone’s catalog works without him
Like, for real, how did PBR win a blue ribbon in anything? I mean, in the bottle isn’t the worst and maybe it’s great out of a keg, but the can is piss. But, it’s hot AF and the can is cold so it’s still pretty damn good. The European mind can’t comprehend
July 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Like, for real, how did PBR win a blue ribbon in anything? I mean, in the bottle isn’t the worst and maybe it’s great out of a keg, but the can is piss. But, it’s hot AF and the can is cold so it’s still pretty damn good. The European mind can’t comprehend
My 18 yo is blasting Sabbath in the living room while counting out tip cash to deposit.
July 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My 18 yo is blasting Sabbath in the living room while counting out tip cash to deposit.
I’ve literally been in the fraidy hole with 40 lbs of pork smoking on the back porch while an EF4 went up the next cross street from our house.
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’ve literally been in the fraidy hole with 40 lbs of pork smoking on the back porch while an EF4 went up the next cross street from our house.
At this point, this is not really shocking or news. This is par for the course, overpromise underdeliver trumpism.
April 11: “The phones are ringing off the hook.”
July 6: “Many of these countries never even contacted us.”
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July 6: “Many of these countries never even contacted us.”
@atrupar.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
At this point, this is not really shocking or news. This is par for the course, overpromise underdeliver trumpism.
Tomorrow is July 4th, the day we celebrate the birth of the country we gave away on November 5th.
When this nightmare someday comes to an end, those whose survive can come together and and sing songs about all that we have lost.
P. S. Stay clear of sparklers, they absolutely not safe!
When this nightmare someday comes to an end, those whose survive can come together and and sing songs about all that we have lost.
P. S. Stay clear of sparklers, they absolutely not safe!
July 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tomorrow is July 4th, the day we celebrate the birth of the country we gave away on November 5th.
When this nightmare someday comes to an end, those whose survive can come together and and sing songs about all that we have lost.
P. S. Stay clear of sparklers, they absolutely not safe!
When this nightmare someday comes to an end, those whose survive can come together and and sing songs about all that we have lost.
P. S. Stay clear of sparklers, they absolutely not safe!
The Bourne Butthole
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
The Making of the Atomic Butthole
The Making of the Atomic Butthole
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
Butthole Park
Butthole Park
June 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Bourne Butthole
Looks like this aged like fine milk
June 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Looks like this aged like fine milk