My name is Lance
@lancep.bsky.social
Musician, ridiculously lucky husband, world’s greatest dad (I have the coffee mug to prove it!)
Okay,yeah, im going to move that to the top of the list
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Okay,yeah, im going to move that to the top of the list
What is a derby pie?
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What is a derby pie?
That is the absolute description. I could literally hear chef
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That is the absolute description. I could literally hear chef
True, but then you have the high ground and no one bats an eye when you kick the bully in the balls and take your cookies back
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
True, but then you have the high ground and no one bats an eye when you kick the bully in the balls and take your cookies back
Flynn committed his crimes in a democratic republic that valued norms and decorum
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Flynn committed his crimes in a democratic republic that valued norms and decorum
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Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Yup! Flying is now almost as miserable as buying a car. I’m going to be as comfortable as possible, not sorry
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yup! Flying is now almost as miserable as buying a car. I’m going to be as comfortable as possible, not sorry
Absolutely toaster strudel!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Absolutely toaster strudel!!
Are you sure you don’t know her?
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Are you sure you don’t know her?
Booo… I mean, you’d be right to. Hell, even I do. She’s Rad AF, by the way, and I was just trying to surprise her
a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people and says boo ! boo !
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people and says boo ! boo !
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Booo… I mean, you’d be right to. Hell, even I do. She’s Rad AF, by the way, and I was just trying to surprise her
Well, as it turns out, the authorities were not amused by my technicality or tom foolery
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well, as it turns out, the authorities were not amused by my technicality or tom foolery
I mean… if OSHA isn’t worried about it 🤷♂️
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I mean… if OSHA isn’t worried about it 🤷♂️
Well, those reasons apply primarily to the non stationary characteristics of ladders. However, I fear the administration would likely embrace your position
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Well, those reasons apply primarily to the non stationary characteristics of ladders. However, I fear the administration would likely embrace your position
Duffle Blog just out here covering the news
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Duffle Blog just out here covering the news
Are we seeing the beginnings of a wealth loneliness epidemic?
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Are we seeing the beginnings of a wealth loneliness epidemic?
Tulsa is actually a pretty cool town and would probably shock a lot of people with all there is to do. No bodegas, obviously, but you can’t throw a dead cat without hitting a quik trip
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tulsa is actually a pretty cool town and would probably shock a lot of people with all there is to do. No bodegas, obviously, but you can’t throw a dead cat without hitting a quik trip
Whatcha grilling?
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Whatcha grilling?
This is in fact superior to all other breakfast sandwich platforms
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is in fact superior to all other breakfast sandwich platforms