My name is Lance
lancep.bsky.social
My name is Lance
@lancep.bsky.social
Musician, ridiculously lucky husband, world’s greatest dad (I have the coffee mug to prove it!)
I feel seen
August 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ve literally been in the fraidy hole with 40 lbs of pork smoking on the back porch while an EF4 went up the next cross street from our house.
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thanks y’all and yes we absolutely do. Anyway, we made it through the opening act and just waiting for the headliner at bout 3-4. We are smack dab in the middle of this
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Years ago, we dared to dream. We boldly asked the question, could a breakfast chimichanga exist. The resounding answer was Yes!

My friends, today we have reached the glorious apex of that most noble quest. I give you…

Breakfast Floutas
May 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
March 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
December 17, 2024 at 3:08 PM
So yeah, we’ve done all the vacation, trip to the mall, school picture ornaments. Laugh all you want, I’m looking at the tree reliving all those wonderful times and memories.
December 10, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Some street corn and dripping flavored ranch beans all paired with a delicious stout. Absolutely worth the effort
December 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
A little Sunday evening tri tip ready to be condemned to the fires of hell
December 9, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I’m sad to report that King Percius, First of his Name, King of the Household has also decreed that my head shall be bathed betwixt the setting and rising of the sun on all days ending in Y.
November 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Twenty pounds of pig and 5 lbs of sausage for the kiddo’s college graduation party. Plus a little chuck for dinner tonight
May 7, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Because of our assignment I had hand picked the Marines in my squad. At 28, my jr marines were like my kids and Andrew was my youngest. He had just turned 19 and was a great kid. He came from a large but close knit blended family that I am fortunate to be close with…
October 31, 2023 at 3:05 AM
John “Tommy” Byrd was the 1st friend I made in the fleet. He was quiet and unassuming but he was funny and had a massive heart. One might even think he was timid right up until a drunken Sr marine put his hand on him 1 night in Oki. The blood was everywhere and dude face was caved in…
October 31, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Courtney was our HET guy. He had given us a presentation on the Essex about what HET was and what the job was like for anyone considering reenlisting but looking for a change of pace. He left behind a wife and two young children
October 31, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Fox was a country boy from SC with a big wide grin. He had just got married and was sitting next to me laughing at a joke. The next moment he was gone
October 31, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Jeremy Bow was one of my boots. He had volunteered for the convoy and was manning the turret when he lost his life. He was 19
October 31, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Lapka was pursuing a degree in engineering on a wrestling scholarship. He enlisted in the Marine Corps a few days after 9/11. He had volunteered to join the convoy coming to get us and in the A driver seat when the bomb hit
October 30, 2023 at 11:02 PM
October 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Scarborough always said he couldn’t wait to get blown up so he could go to Germany and get a beer. The first one is for him.
October 30, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Some folks find gardening relaxing. Me? I’ve spent the last 5 hrs staring at a smokestack and pitching logs. We’re both going to eat well but mine is more immediate
September 30, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Huevos Racheros for the win!
August 2, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Twice impeached, thrice indicted. I mean who could have seen this coming??
August 1, 2023 at 10:12 PM
For anyone who’s curious, this is BAD smoke. This is about 10-15 min after loading the fire box. You don’t want to put any meat in while the stack looks like this.
July 13, 2023 at 7:36 PM
What did I get for 24 hrs of driving? Well, for 1, I missed some crazy drama. But I also got this amazing plate of BBQ!
July 10, 2023 at 6:26 PM