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lamp 🧙‍♂️
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He/They

The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.

The definition of “meh”
Pinned
My fav picture from today’s Leagues Cup match

Sorry Messi 🤷
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I could have gone my whole life without hearing Kevin Burkheart say “That was sick” in reference to the halftime show earlier
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Things I missed most while I was in Mexico for a week.

1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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K•Pop Epstein Hunters
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me to my dogs after being away from them for a week
a man says mama i 'm coming home in a black and white photo
Alt: a man says mama i 'm coming home in a black and white photo. It’s ozzy osbourne. Rip
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Haha unless
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m going to Mexico (Cabo San Lucas) tomorrow for a week.

Anyone here have advice or tips? Lamp is getting a lil nervous since they haven’t travelled internationally since 2019
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Can we stop romanticizing the thanksgiving turkey? Let’s be honest, turkeys kind of suck right?
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I saw water.
I felt better.
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🥐🍩
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Apologies. This was supposed to say coughing 😅
Biggest pet peeve: people who just can’t stop laughing at the airport.

Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Biggest pet peeve: people who just can’t stop laughing at the airport.

Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Every Day
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Soooo I think I’m starting to like October baseball
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This lamp is going to game 5 for the Mariners tonight.

Anyone trying to meet up? I’m going solo and haven’t been to a baseball game solo in years!
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let’s go ‘Ners
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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A Jorge Polanco single scores Julio Rodriguez to give the Mariners the lead
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
B-B-B-BIIIG DUMPERRRR!
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oooooo it be hailing
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I guess it’s the referee show in New Orleans today

Fucking unbelievable
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry CBS but I don’t give a fuck about CBS premiere week.
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This NE vs. NO officiating crew is just atrocious today
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM