lamp 🧙♂️
@lampnado.bsky.social
He/They
The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.
The definition of “meh”
The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.
The definition of “meh”
Pinned
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
I could have gone my whole life without hearing Kevin Burkheart say “That was sick” in reference to the halftime show earlier
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I could have gone my whole life without hearing Kevin Burkheart say “That was sick” in reference to the halftime show earlier
Things I missed most while I was in Mexico for a week.
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Things I missed most while I was in Mexico for a week.
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
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Me to my dogs after being away from them for a week
a man says mama i 'm coming home in a black and white photo
Alt: a man says mama i 'm coming home in a black and white photo. It’s ozzy osbourne. Rip
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me to my dogs after being away from them for a week
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I’m going to Mexico (Cabo San Lucas) tomorrow for a week.
Anyone here have advice or tips? Lamp is getting a lil nervous since they haven’t travelled internationally since 2019
Anyone here have advice or tips? Lamp is getting a lil nervous since they haven’t travelled internationally since 2019
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m going to Mexico (Cabo San Lucas) tomorrow for a week.
Anyone here have advice or tips? Lamp is getting a lil nervous since they haven’t travelled internationally since 2019
Anyone here have advice or tips? Lamp is getting a lil nervous since they haven’t travelled internationally since 2019
Can we stop romanticizing the thanksgiving turkey? Let’s be honest, turkeys kind of suck right?
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can we stop romanticizing the thanksgiving turkey? Let’s be honest, turkeys kind of suck right?
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I saw water.
I felt better.
I felt better.
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I saw water.
I felt better.
I felt better.
Apologies. This was supposed to say coughing 😅
Biggest pet peeve: people who just can’t stop laughing at the airport.
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Apologies. This was supposed to say coughing 😅
Biggest pet peeve: people who just can’t stop laughing at the airport.
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Biggest pet peeve: people who just can’t stop laughing at the airport.
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
Like bro drink some water and mask up. Jesus Christ
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
Soooo I think I’m starting to like October baseball
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Soooo I think I’m starting to like October baseball
This lamp is going to game 5 for the Mariners tonight.
Anyone trying to meet up? I’m going solo and haven’t been to a baseball game solo in years!
Anyone trying to meet up? I’m going solo and haven’t been to a baseball game solo in years!
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This lamp is going to game 5 for the Mariners tonight.
Anyone trying to meet up? I’m going solo and haven’t been to a baseball game solo in years!
Anyone trying to meet up? I’m going solo and haven’t been to a baseball game solo in years!
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A Jorge Polanco single scores Julio Rodriguez to give the Mariners the lead
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A Jorge Polanco single scores Julio Rodriguez to give the Mariners the lead
B-B-B-BIIIG DUMPERRRR!
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
B-B-B-BIIIG DUMPERRRR!
Oooooo it be hailing
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oooooo it be hailing
I guess it’s the referee show in New Orleans today
Fucking unbelievable
Fucking unbelievable
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I guess it’s the referee show in New Orleans today
Fucking unbelievable
Fucking unbelievable
Sorry CBS but I don’t give a fuck about CBS premiere week.
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sorry CBS but I don’t give a fuck about CBS premiere week.
This NE vs. NO officiating crew is just atrocious today
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This NE vs. NO officiating crew is just atrocious today