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lampnado.bsky.social
lamp 🧙‍♂️
@lampnado.bsky.social
460 followers 920 following 3.5K posts
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The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.

The definition of “meh”
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Tony the dog rolled up like a cinnamon roll. Buddy the dog laying like a croissant
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Soooo I think I’m starting to like October baseball
A stick figure picture of a Mariners fan wearing a mariners jersey holding up the mariner moose and Humpy
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Who let me here?
A view of t mobile park from the 300 level behind home plate.
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Let’s go ‘Ners
Poorly drawn stick figure with a Mariners jersey on
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The Mariners make Humpy the starting pitcher for Game 1 of the ALCS this Sunday
Humpy the salmon from the mariners salmon race standing on a baseball field.
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Poorly drawn person with a mariners jersey on. They are pointing up with the devils horn hand
October 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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My fav picture from today’s Leagues Cup match

Sorry Messi 🤷
Sammy the sounder (the mascot for the Seattle Sounders FC) hyping up the emerald city supporters at lumen field before today’s leagues cup match. Sammy, an orca in a green jersey, points a gloved hand in the air in front of a crowd at a soccer game. There are many people in the picture.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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But this is my companion… she’s alright I guess.
Rizzo the cat laying cutely on lamps lap as they are slowly going in and out of fever dream states.
July 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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We still out here

Watch yourself.
Two doggos sitting suspiciously in the backyard looking questionably at the camera.
July 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Two sleeping doggos for your viewing pleasure.
Two dogs sleeping on a couch. One is brown and the other is a fawn color. They are both curled up like cinnamon buns and are peacefully sleeping on a SpongeBob blanket.
May 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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It’s hot and I am in the shade
A picture of lamps face (gasp) and they are wearing a hat and sunglasses. There is a towel over them and they are in some Shade but it’s still definitely hot and they don’t want to get burnt.
April 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Cory Booker’s socks right now
A picture of two dark socks that are standing in their own.
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Just another day at the office
A picture of multiple MLS/ CONCACAF Cup cups. 7 trophies in total.
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Damn my finch lives the life I want to live lol
A cute finch from the app finch standing in its playroom. It’s ver colorful and cartoonish. My finch waves at the camera.
March 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Just some pussy to brighten up your feeds
Rizzo the cat sleeping peacefully
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Mine is not as majestic but equally supportive of you during trying times.
Rizzo the cat sitting in an awkward position. She eyes the camera like she it is judging her for her actions.
March 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Why can’t this me me today?
Buddy and Tony the dog both laying on the couch in what looks to be an amazingly comfortable way. I’m jealous.
March 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Sammy almost made his Crossbar Challenge last night!
February 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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We did it folks. I’ve peaked.
A screenshot of lamps home page listing 420 followers and 911 following. It’s a stoner and 9/11 miracle.
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The words “These words are accepted” It’s a line from the stormlight archive
January 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Not much better or more adult than a homemade lunchable
A picture of a homemade linchable with ritz crackers, geese and turkey.
January 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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💁‍♂️
The word immaculate on a blue background. The merriam- Webster logo in on the bottom right.
January 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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These two bring me joy.
Buddy and Tony the dogs cuddled up next to each other cutely looking at the camera.
January 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Cuties 🥰
Two dogs in cute shirts laying next to each other
December 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Soda from Ed Edd n Eddy looked so creamy and fizzy at once.
A screen grab from ed Edd and eddy where eddy is opening a soda while double d is in the background.
December 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM