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Reminder that TIME has uncritically quoted Peter Molyneux hyping up AI.

This is a man who FAMOUSLY "acquired a reputation for ... over-enthusiastic descriptions of games under development, which then struggle to meet expectations" particularly regarding Fable (1, 2, and 3), Godus, and more.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I think when it happens we should call it “congestive heart success”
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Fondly remembering the time I went to an acquaintance's improv show (ikr) in SF and there was a bit where they pulled people from the audience for a game and this one random drunk guy was just leaps and bounds funnier than any of the improv people and they got SO HEATED about it lmfao
August 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We only get so many quiet Wednesday evenings at home and I just wasted one of them watching Death Of A Unicorn (2025)
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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lesbian clowns at pride (picture taken with permission)
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Accidentally joined a meeting with my background unblurred and the two people already on the call were like "is that your actual apartment or is that a background?" And "it looks so clean!"

I will be riding this high all weekend
June 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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tale as old as time
song as old as rhyme
pickle and sharp cheese
June 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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normies shouldn't use computers
June 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just know Käärijä would treat me right
June 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You have weird underpants feelings about Gavin Newsom DESPITE his evil aura, I have weird underpants feelings about him BECAUSE of the evil aura; we are not the same
June 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Serendipitously encountered my nemesis (Robert Goudie) in the park today, I hope he gets a yeast infection from sweating in his stupid loser suit
June 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Here’s my worst take on this dumb app: Tyson’s is becoming good, actually.
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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1 in 12 Americans live in California.

1 in 35 Americans live in LA County.

LA is America
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Happy Friday, y’all. #ttrpg
June 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Straight up forgot that Commodus dies at the end of Gladiator (2000) oops
June 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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look, we're all out here making ourselves stressed out and miserable with terrible news all the time

please let yourself enjoy this, for your own mental health
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AKRON MENTIONED 🛞🛞🛞
This week marks 100 years since the iconic Goodyear Blimp first took flight.

In 1925, Goodyear's first branded blimp took to the skies outside Akron, Ohio.
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM