Cristina
@ladyfox14.bsky.social
I'm weirder than your grandma. I can mom you, I can drink with you, or I can DM a session for you. Pick your poison. ✨
Nesting in the Netherlands.
Nesting in the Netherlands.
More zombie thoughts:
If we build very high tree houses with very high tree farms, couldn't we avoid zombies altogether and start our own tree societies?
If we build very high tree houses with very high tree farms, couldn't we avoid zombies altogether and start our own tree societies?
a wooden tree house with a metal roof
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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
More zombie thoughts:
If we build very high tree houses with very high tree farms, couldn't we avoid zombies altogether and start our own tree societies?
If we build very high tree houses with very high tree farms, couldn't we avoid zombies altogether and start our own tree societies?
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November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Could I avoid getting bitten by zombies just by wearing a raincoat covered in massage oil? 😅
#morningthoughts
#morningthoughts
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November 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Could I avoid getting bitten by zombies just by wearing a raincoat covered in massage oil? 😅
#morningthoughts
#morningthoughts
I am convinced that everyone that sits by the front of these Dutch buses are either older folks or neurodivergent folks. Everyone else avoids them like the plague.
More seats for my boy and me:
More seats for my boy and me:
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I am convinced that everyone that sits by the front of these Dutch buses are either older folks or neurodivergent folks. Everyone else avoids them like the plague.
More seats for my boy and me:
More seats for my boy and me:
It's soup weather again. 💖✨🍜
October 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's soup weather again. 💖✨🍜
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Me the moment I arrive at a house party
September 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me the moment I arrive at a house party
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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Smoking will kill you...
Bacon will kill you...
But...
Smoking bacon will cure it.
Bacon will kill you...
But...
Smoking bacon will cure it.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Smoking will kill you...
Bacon will kill you...
But...
Smoking bacon will cure it.
Bacon will kill you...
But...
Smoking bacon will cure it.
Broke up with my ex boyfriend 2 months ago. Finally got the last of my stuff from him.
While I've been on my own healing journey since the break up, I can finally breathe now. 🙏 I have so much to do that breathing is imperative.
While I've been on my own healing journey since the break up, I can finally breathe now. 🙏 I have so much to do that breathing is imperative.
September 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Broke up with my ex boyfriend 2 months ago. Finally got the last of my stuff from him.
While I've been on my own healing journey since the break up, I can finally breathe now. 🙏 I have so much to do that breathing is imperative.
While I've been on my own healing journey since the break up, I can finally breathe now. 🙏 I have so much to do that breathing is imperative.
The only problem with Bluesky is that I can't remember if my Twitter friends switched over. It's very important to me because they were my community when I needed them most. ❤️
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July 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The only problem with Bluesky is that I can't remember if my Twitter friends switched over. It's very important to me because they were my community when I needed them most. ❤️
@mrcoconutss.bsky.social I MISS YOU, MR COCONUTS. ❤️❤️❤️ You helped me on. I bad days and I hope everything with you and your family are going well. Xoxoxoxoxo
July 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@mrcoconutss.bsky.social I MISS YOU, MR COCONUTS. ❤️❤️❤️ You helped me on. I bad days and I hope everything with you and your family are going well. Xoxoxoxoxo
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I hope you come back to the Netherlands soon!!!!
I hope you get to perform in Utrecht because it's closer to me, we have a lot of Expats, and would love to get you drunk after. 🥂😅
I hope you get to perform in Utrecht because it's closer to me, we have a lot of Expats, and would love to get you drunk after. 🥂😅
July 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I hope you come back to the Netherlands soon!!!!
I hope you get to perform in Utrecht because it's closer to me, we have a lot of Expats, and would love to get you drunk after. 🥂😅
I hope you get to perform in Utrecht because it's closer to me, we have a lot of Expats, and would love to get you drunk after. 🥂😅
Neurodivergent stuff:
I was at an Twitch streamer party and a friend tried to get me to sing a Spanish song with her:
"Héroe" by Enrique Iglesias.
I thought she was joking and thankfully, another friend joined her. A million scenarios later and I feel terrible that I didn't sing.
I was at an Twitch streamer party and a friend tried to get me to sing a Spanish song with her:
"Héroe" by Enrique Iglesias.
I thought she was joking and thankfully, another friend joined her. A million scenarios later and I feel terrible that I didn't sing.
July 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Neurodivergent stuff:
I was at an Twitch streamer party and a friend tried to get me to sing a Spanish song with her:
"Héroe" by Enrique Iglesias.
I thought she was joking and thankfully, another friend joined her. A million scenarios later and I feel terrible that I didn't sing.
I was at an Twitch streamer party and a friend tried to get me to sing a Spanish song with her:
"Héroe" by Enrique Iglesias.
I thought she was joking and thankfully, another friend joined her. A million scenarios later and I feel terrible that I didn't sing.
Was trying to type "miso soup" and my autocorrect wanted it to be "miso soul." Can't stop thinking that it's Miso Soup for the Soul. 😂
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July 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Was trying to type "miso soup" and my autocorrect wanted it to be "miso soul." Can't stop thinking that it's Miso Soup for the Soul. 😂
You know you are neurodivergent when you are a minute away from yelling at the other neurodivergent person who keeps trying to open the train doors but the train cops are obviously looking for someone.
Is my autism showing?
Is my autism showing?
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You know you are neurodivergent when you are a minute away from yelling at the other neurodivergent person who keeps trying to open the train doors but the train cops are obviously looking for someone.
Is my autism showing?
Is my autism showing?
Any of my peeps coming over for Gamescon 2025?
I just realized it's coming up this August and it just happens to fall on our summer vacation period.
I just realized it's coming up this August and it just happens to fall on our summer vacation period.
July 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Any of my peeps coming over for Gamescon 2025?
I just realized it's coming up this August and it just happens to fall on our summer vacation period.
I just realized it's coming up this August and it just happens to fall on our summer vacation period.
The biggest reason why I don't want a baby girl is because period pain sucks.
Before giving birth, the pain was a 5 and now it's up to an 8 or 9.
I would hate to tell my future baby girl that once she gets her period, she is stuck with it for about 40 years before she hits menopause.
Before giving birth, the pain was a 5 and now it's up to an 8 or 9.
I would hate to tell my future baby girl that once she gets her period, she is stuck with it for about 40 years before she hits menopause.
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June 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The biggest reason why I don't want a baby girl is because period pain sucks.
Before giving birth, the pain was a 5 and now it's up to an 8 or 9.
I would hate to tell my future baby girl that once she gets her period, she is stuck with it for about 40 years before she hits menopause.
Before giving birth, the pain was a 5 and now it's up to an 8 or 9.
I would hate to tell my future baby girl that once she gets her period, she is stuck with it for about 40 years before she hits menopause.
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I can’t speak for every city, but here in LA, ICE bounty hunters aren’t going after gang members. They’re hunting the vulnerable: gardeners, street vendors, day laborers.
Easy money, no risk.
Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime.
@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.
Easy money, no risk.
Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime.
@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can’t speak for every city, but here in LA, ICE bounty hunters aren’t going after gang members. They’re hunting the vulnerable: gardeners, street vendors, day laborers.
Easy money, no risk.
Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime.
@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.
Easy money, no risk.
Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime.
@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.
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If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.
August 11, 2023 at 5:25 PM
If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.
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How profoundly sad. The kids deprived of reading Calvin and Hobbes are the kids who need them the most. My brother put it best: "We know we’re fucked when they come for your cartoon stuffed tigers."
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bans - PEN America
The removals in Tennessee are the result of a growing political movement to control information through book banning.
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June 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How profoundly sad. The kids deprived of reading Calvin and Hobbes are the kids who need them the most. My brother put it best: "We know we’re fucked when they come for your cartoon stuffed tigers."
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Soooooo, I can't meal prep for myself even if my life depended on it but apparently, I can for my cat.
I occasionally treat her to cooked chicken. This time, she has about 8 days worth of chicken in addition to her regular food.
I know she owns me: 😅
I occasionally treat her to cooked chicken. This time, she has about 8 days worth of chicken in addition to her regular food.
I know she owns me: 😅
June 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Soooooo, I can't meal prep for myself even if my life depended on it but apparently, I can for my cat.
I occasionally treat her to cooked chicken. This time, she has about 8 days worth of chicken in addition to her regular food.
I know she owns me: 😅
I occasionally treat her to cooked chicken. This time, she has about 8 days worth of chicken in addition to her regular food.
I know she owns me: 😅
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Some days, I just let my OCD take over.
I was visiting a Bruna and saw that this box said it has 15 party games. Because it was a mess, I organized it just to see what 15 games it has. 🤣
I was visiting a Bruna and saw that this box said it has 15 party games. Because it was a mess, I organized it just to see what 15 games it has. 🤣
June 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Some days, I just let my OCD take over.
I was visiting a Bruna and saw that this box said it has 15 party games. Because it was a mess, I organized it just to see what 15 games it has. 🤣
I was visiting a Bruna and saw that this box said it has 15 party games. Because it was a mess, I organized it just to see what 15 games it has. 🤣
When your brain forgets the title "Planet of the Apes," so you search for "Land of the Apes" gifs instead:
a picture of a monkey with the words what the bajonky written above it
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June 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When your brain forgets the title "Planet of the Apes," so you search for "Land of the Apes" gifs instead:
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social fantastic show tonight in Amsterdam. 10/10 would do it again.
I hope you and your girlfriend highly consider moving to the Netherlands! 💖
And if you ever visit a "kinderboerderij" here, though it may translate to "kiddie farm", pet the animals and not the kids. 😂
I hope you and your girlfriend highly consider moving to the Netherlands! 💖
And if you ever visit a "kinderboerderij" here, though it may translate to "kiddie farm", pet the animals and not the kids. 😂
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social fantastic show tonight in Amsterdam. 10/10 would do it again.
I hope you and your girlfriend highly consider moving to the Netherlands! 💖
And if you ever visit a "kinderboerderij" here, though it may translate to "kiddie farm", pet the animals and not the kids. 😂
I hope you and your girlfriend highly consider moving to the Netherlands! 💖
And if you ever visit a "kinderboerderij" here, though it may translate to "kiddie farm", pet the animals and not the kids. 😂