life is like a box of you’ve got to be kidding me

"The crowd outside the courthouse danced and celebrated, with some handing out bottles of baby oil and lathering themselves in it."

is it possible to turn the world off and then back on again

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

we can’t all be empaths some of us have to wield the blade

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

look pal, with me you’re either all in or…hey, where are you going?

So Belinda essentially did the same thing Tanya did to her, interesting. #TheWhiteLotus

happy international women’s day

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

A small thing I've started doing that has had a tremendous positive effect on my mental health is listening to music instead of podcasts

No one is coming to save us. We’ve got to be there for each other.

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

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Turns out if you go caroling, it has to be CHRISTMAS songs. The neighbours will call the cops if you sing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.

I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

being an artist is a lot of asking yourself if you even are an artist

Can the Bluesky elders tell me what the hell these are called? I need something besides “tweet” for when I talk to normies (people not chronically online.)

I’m just here to let the grown ups speak.