kyra
@kyraavocado.bsky.social
they call me van gogh because i like sunflowers and i too am mentally ill
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small brain: severance is about grief
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
small brain: severance is about grief
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
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Opening 6000 tabs on my old laptop until it gets so hot I can use it as a panini press
March 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Opening 6000 tabs on my old laptop until it gets so hot I can use it as a panini press
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Shout out to anyone who "gets their steps in" wandering from room to room looking for that thing they "just had a few minutes ago."
March 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Shout out to anyone who "gets their steps in" wandering from room to room looking for that thing they "just had a few minutes ago."
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“I asked ChatGPT and—”
ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time
ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time
March 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
“I asked ChatGPT and—”
ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time
ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time
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Doing my part to fight fascism by getting absolutely blasted on Canadian Whiskey on a weekday.
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Doing my part to fight fascism by getting absolutely blasted on Canadian Whiskey on a weekday.
feeling the slightest sense of relief as I get into an elevator w only women, moments before the anti-DEI missile hits
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
feeling the slightest sense of relief as I get into an elevator w only women, moments before the anti-DEI missile hits
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i think a lot of catholic history happened because people were bored. why else would the acacian schism, which hinged on whether jesus was "fully divine and fully human" or whether he was "one person with a divine and human nature", last 35 years. there was just nothing else to talk about i guess
February 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i think a lot of catholic history happened because people were bored. why else would the acacian schism, which hinged on whether jesus was "fully divine and fully human" or whether he was "one person with a divine and human nature", last 35 years. there was just nothing else to talk about i guess
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My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jam jars
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jam jars
alright everyone pitch in for my bipolar meds bc I either pay the non-insurance price or it’s about to be everyone’s problem
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
alright everyone pitch in for my bipolar meds bc I either pay the non-insurance price or it’s about to be everyone’s problem
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shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake
February 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake
i’d be seated and ordering within 30 mins depending on the model I fucking love building ikea shit
[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i’d be seated and ordering within 30 mins depending on the model I fucking love building ikea shit
I see your larz marzipan and raise you one muffinz da cat
February 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I see your larz marzipan and raise you one muffinz da cat
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Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
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(rolling my eyes and doing jackoff motion in front of king solomon) uhh yeah man sure, go ahead and cut my baby in half. great idea, idiot-- hey wait why are you giving it to her
February 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
(rolling my eyes and doing jackoff motion in front of king solomon) uhh yeah man sure, go ahead and cut my baby in half. great idea, idiot-- hey wait why are you giving it to her
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i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME
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the wolves inside of me have started a union
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the wolves inside of me have started a union
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genie: ok that’s all three of your wishes. you could have used those on anything by the way. like anything. world peace. end hunger. just letting you know.
me (with a perky ass fat hips and great tits): oh
me (with a perky ass fat hips and great tits): oh
February 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
genie: ok that’s all three of your wishes. you could have used those on anything by the way. like anything. world peace. end hunger. just letting you know.
me (with a perky ass fat hips and great tits): oh
me (with a perky ass fat hips and great tits): oh
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government mandated gay sex
February 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
government mandated gay sex
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
I felt this same way bc a few years before covid I thought the idea of masks were neat and japan made them look cute and then…
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I felt this same way bc a few years before covid I thought the idea of masks were neat and japan made them look cute and then…
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Chuck, I'm gonna need you to think hard. Do you maybe know anybody in Congress?
January 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Chuck, I'm gonna need you to think hard. Do you maybe know anybody in Congress?