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Kyle Shire
@kyleshire.bsky.social
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Senior Producer at Critical Role, Creator & Designer for Queen By Midnight, Writer, Comedian. 🏳️‍🌈🏋️‍♂️🎲🐉

It’s chaos, be kind

Help my neighbors Greg & Cynthia after Eaton Fire! https://gofund.me/117e2bc4
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kyleshire.bsky.social
My therapist officially diagnosed me with a second form of dysmorphia, but it’s totally fine, it’s not like my job requires me to…

**checks notes**

…observe things in an objective manner 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Um technically the Music Man was in theaters in June of 1962, so there’s no way it could’ve been playing in theaters in Dec 1961 or January of 1962 (guessing December cuz of the XMas decor in the theater) so #WelcometoDerry is LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE!

JK it’s really fun 😜🎈
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Weird Celsius triggered core memory: fiercely debating my 7th grade PE teacher about a pen & paper test we had where I wrote a philosophical definition of “power” and not “a combination of strength and speed.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
We have friends everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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libidinalspaces.bsky.social
it's her day
Ina Garten in a witches hat "If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine"
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Sports people: please tell me why sports shows NEVER use L3s?

I’ve been watching Stephen A Smith on mute the gym for 2.5 years and I learned his name literally a few months ago JUST because he had a weird cameo on General Hospital.

Is knowing people’s names bad?! WHY!!?
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
I just left a voicemail for him screaming that if he wanted a future in politics, he better get right on trans issues. I may have included the phrases "how dare you" and "If you want to be the Dem candidate who's pro genital inspections for children, be my guest but you will not have my support"
ket.bsky.social Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 19d
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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marjowil.bsky.social
Good list:
List of items to donate includes boxed milk, cereal, seeds pasta, spaghetti sauce, canned goods, cooking oil, spices, salt, pepper, tea, coffee, sugar, flour, fresh produce, fresh meat, tuna, crackers, sandwich bread for PB&J, butter or margarine, eggs, cake mis & frosting, dish soap, feminine hygiene products, stove top stuffing. Boxed Mac & cheese if there's milk and butter, hamburger helper if there's ground beef. Seeds for warmer months.
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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hellobeacon.bsky.social
JOIN ALEX BY THE FIRE 🔥

Join Alexander Ward @alexanderward.bsky.social Tuesday 10/28 at 7pm PT! He'll be discussing Campaign 4, Occtis Tachonis, joining the cast & more.

Questions sourced exclusively from our Beacon Discord!

Submit yours here: https://bit.ly/4oB7hVx
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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samurairusk.bsky.social
The Light Is All
Had to make a piece for meeting Gramps!
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
kyleshire.bsky.social
This cold open though #criticalrolespoilers
a cartoon character is giving the ok sign and saying perfection .
ALT: a cartoon character is giving the ok sign and saying perfection .
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October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
kyleshire.bsky.social
To protect the world from devastation indeed.

Bravo. I needed this belly laugh.
tryalittlearter.bsky.social iwilltryalittlearter @tryalittlearter.bsky.social · 25d
To protect the world from (further) devastation ✨✨
#CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart
Tyranny and Wicander Halovar from Critical Role are dressed like Team Rocket from Pokemon; except instead of an R on their tops it says CC. In bubble letters above them it says ‘ever bright, ever right!’ In the bottom right corner there is a panel with Teor Pridesire’s face. There is a coin on his forehead, like on a Meowth. It says around him, “Meowth. That ain’t right”
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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gwenckatz.bsky.social
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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officialpax.bsky.social
OOPS! All Himbos! crashes back into #PAXUnplugged w/ high-speed RP, heavy lifting, & heart. Catch the chaos Nov 21➡️ PAXun25.com/Schedule

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@kyleshire.bsky.social
@br00taldan.bsky.social
OOPS! All Himbos!™ in Blunder Road: Vendetta Friday, November 21 at 8:30 pm ET in the Main Theatre at PAX Unplugged 2025 Plus special guest, Anjali Bhimani
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
A bit nippy this morning 🥶
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago 31 A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo. The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview. “My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese. From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett. The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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gizmosspace.bsky.social
This is so awesome. There were more of them last night. I am so proud of my City. 🐸💚
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
My TV Producer Zodiac:
☀️ Pete Hornberger (30 Rock)
🌕 Jane Benson (The Comeback)
⬆️ Roz Doyle (Fraiser)
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Rewatched Freddy Vs Jason and totally forgot about Kelly Rowland performing her Comedy Mothership Tight 5 to Freddy Kruger 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Did TNT change the opening theme to Charmed?! Did the license expire?!

Inquiring producer-witches must know.
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Aahahahahaha!! The utter contempt New Yorkers have for cars 🤣❤️ IT FEEDS ME
a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
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October 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
kyleshire.bsky.social
I initially wanted to do a thing where he freaked out in a trailer, but @samriegel.bsky.social suggested we take the money we budgeted for it and put it towards break-safe props and I was like “SAY NO MORE, YOU’RE WEARING THIS JEAN HARLOW ROBE.” ❤️ #CriticalRoleSpoilers
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
kyleshire.bsky.social
Mumu’s legacy is secure ❤️
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM