Lame Jacobs
@libidinalspaces.bsky.social
purveyor of idle errantry
📍LA
📍LA
[on walkie talkie] *krrrschh* Come over. Cum. Over.
February 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
[on walkie talkie] *krrrschh* Come over. Cum. Over.
"Hi, good how are you? Yes, I'll take the large two topping, please"
"Sir, this is an orgy"
"Sir, this is an orgy"
February 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"Hi, good how are you? Yes, I'll take the large two topping, please"
"Sir, this is an orgy"
"Sir, this is an orgy"
Spent all afternoon trying to write one paragraph of a lit review. I've got 27 tabs open and the intro of an entirely different paper written
February 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Spent all afternoon trying to write one paragraph of a lit review. I've got 27 tabs open and the intro of an entirely different paper written
I love my lil monster 😘😘
@sullyhasthots.bsky.social
@sullyhasthots.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I love my lil monster 😘😘
@sullyhasthots.bsky.social
@sullyhasthots.bsky.social
ummm actually it was Valentine's *monster*
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ummm actually it was Valentine's *monster*
white women peaked with Maggie Rogers, specifically getting critique from Pharrell
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 AM
white women peaked with Maggie Rogers, specifically getting critique from Pharrell
manifesting the year of METTE
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
manifesting the year of METTE
it's a me, a compromising scenario!
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
it's a me, a compromising scenario!
Out: Bottom fishing
In: Topaganda
In: Topaganda
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Out: Bottom fishing
In: Topaganda
In: Topaganda
I need someone to explain why all couches are in the pocket of Big Gray™
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I need someone to explain why all couches are in the pocket of Big Gray™
many such cases
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
many such cases
born to pet photography
forced to set typography (Microsoft Word)
forced to set typography (Microsoft Word)
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
born to pet photography
forced to set typography (Microsoft Word)
forced to set typography (Microsoft Word)
Wine is 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 fruit salad
am i right, ladies?! ha ha hhh
am i right, ladies?! ha ha hhh
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Wine is 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 fruit salad
am i right, ladies?! ha ha hhh
am i right, ladies?! ha ha hhh
Boots, that's my ego boost,
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Boots, that's my ego boost,
when the cat's away, the mouse will
run all its errands
run all its errands
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
when the cat's away, the mouse will
run all its errands
run all its errands
Y'all should try Fotogenic Cock Friday sheeeeeeesh
back it up, light the scene
back it up, light the scene
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Y'all should try Fotogenic Cock Friday sheeeeeeesh
back it up, light the scene
back it up, light the scene
I need the suboccipital release equivalent of popping a Barbie doll's head off
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I need the suboccipital release equivalent of popping a Barbie doll's head off
pushing his buttons gives me that joie de peeve
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
pushing his buttons gives me that joie de peeve
just me and 27K other gay people 🥰🥰
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 AM
just me and 27K other gay people 🥰🥰
[Nelly Furtado voice] he's a home-maker make him cook hard make him mend hard make him wash your clawfoot tub
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
[Nelly Furtado voice] he's a home-maker make him cook hard make him mend hard make him wash your clawfoot tub
Tired: You up?
Wired (overhead): I could use a light rail.
Inspired: Is the bussy still running?
Wired (overhead): I could use a light rail.
Inspired: Is the bussy still running?
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Tired: You up?
Wired (overhead): I could use a light rail.
Inspired: Is the bussy still running?
Wired (overhead): I could use a light rail.
Inspired: Is the bussy still running?
i'm working laaaate
cuz i let it linger
cuz i let it linger
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
i'm working laaaate
cuz i let it linger
cuz i let it linger
I've got my phone pocket and my literally everything else pocket
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I've got my phone pocket and my literally everything else pocket
