Kyle Hyatt
@kylejhyatt.bsky.social
LA car weirdo, moto-tragic, cat enthusiast, stoke lord. My terrible opinions are my own. (he/him/his)
Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us
July 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us
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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
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![meme of a skeleton lifting. text says "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [linkedin Apply Now button] INTO [email saying 'Unfortunately, we will not be moving forward...]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gzt5tnme73omm6pqly5qy2au/bafkreiaqglxn74dyretmbuepbl6f7p43v6pjjz5t7dxcvarm7ax7n7h2iq@jpeg)
Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
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Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
June 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
Children being in business class should be a misdemeanor at least.
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Children being in business class should be a misdemeanor at least.
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one does not awaken of a summer morning expecting to say "we stan Glendale," and yet...we stan
Glendale ends ICE contract, will no longer hold detainees
Glendale ends ICE contract, will no longer hold detainees
Glendale announced it would end its agreement to hold federal immigration detainees.
www.latimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
one does not awaken of a summer morning expecting to say "we stan Glendale," and yet...we stan
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A full Tejano band in a big truck rolled into the Olvera St, the lead singer has a Fuck ICE shirt on, and this protest is now a dance party
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A full Tejano band in a big truck rolled into the Olvera St, the lead singer has a Fuck ICE shirt on, and this protest is now a dance party
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¡Que Viva David Huerta!
¡Que Vivan Los Trabajadores!
¡Que Viva California!
¡Si Se Puede!
#FreeDavidEndRaids
¡Que Vivan Los Trabajadores!
¡Que Viva California!
¡Si Se Puede!
#FreeDavidEndRaids
June 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
¡Que Viva David Huerta!
¡Que Vivan Los Trabajadores!
¡Que Viva California!
¡Si Se Puede!
#FreeDavidEndRaids
¡Que Vivan Los Trabajadores!
¡Que Viva California!
¡Si Se Puede!
#FreeDavidEndRaids
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Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.
I finally got around to writing about my planned Range Roverland build and I’m super stoked to have it hosted at The Hooniverse. Check it out since I’m bad at self promotion. www.hooniverse.com/so-like-an-i...
So, like an idiot, I bought a 17-year-old Range Rover
I live in Southern California. More specifically, I live in the Pasadena area, which, if you were paying attention to the news on January 7 of this year, experienced some especially devastating wil…
www.hooniverse.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I finally got around to writing about my planned Range Roverland build and I’m super stoked to have it hosted at The Hooniverse. Check it out since I’m bad at self promotion. www.hooniverse.com/so-like-an-i...
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no, first tomahawks and second tomahawks will not simply combine even though we operate mere feet from one another, because second tomahawks refuse to adopt these common sense reforms to the bylaws I proposed
This is incredible (and was really printed in the NYT in 1974)
May 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
no, first tomahawks and second tomahawks will not simply combine even though we operate mere feet from one another, because second tomahawks refuse to adopt these common sense reforms to the bylaws I proposed
Show us your writing process in a gif
May 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Show us your writing process in a gif
This record is 22 years old now and still both an incredibly relevant critique of American culture, but also just an unassailable banger.
Actually, this is true of most of Sarah Kirsch's discography. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vZ...
Actually, this is true of most of Sarah Kirsch's discography. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vZ...
please inform the captain this is a hijack - please inform the captain this is a hijack 12"
YouTube video by sweetbabyjaysus
www.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This record is 22 years old now and still both an incredibly relevant critique of American culture, but also just an unassailable banger.
Actually, this is true of most of Sarah Kirsch's discography. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vZ...
Actually, this is true of most of Sarah Kirsch's discography. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vZ...
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Don’t compromise with fascists.
May 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don’t compromise with fascists.
This cat is everything.
does it has a sound this time?
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This cat is everything.
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People on here get their news and shit from me. I'm an independent journalist, T.
May 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
People on here get their news and shit from me. I'm an independent journalist, T.
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Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
There’s no denying that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and everyone has their opinion on why that is. Well, I’m here to tell you the real reason: they stopped making rich people the bad g...
thehardtimes.net
May 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...
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chancleta is wise. he knows things. he's SEEN things. churu packs that wouldn't open. cans that broke multiple can openers. swarms of squirrels jumping off the feeder, their fuzzy bodies falling like rain.
April 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
chancleta is wise. he knows things. he's SEEN things. churu packs that wouldn't open. cans that broke multiple can openers. swarms of squirrels jumping off the feeder, their fuzzy bodies falling like rain.
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there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
Target gave $1M to Trump inauguration fund, a first for the company
President Donald Trump raised a record amount of cash for his inauguration, including donations from several companies with operations in Minnesota.
www.startribune.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...