Kyle Hyatt
@kylejhyatt.bsky.social
LA car weirdo, moto-tragic, cat enthusiast, stoke lord. My terrible opinions are my own. (he/him/his)
Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
June 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
Don’t compromise with fascists.
May 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don’t compromise with fascists.
On behalf of @eve6.bsky.social I think she would have liked alternative rock, had it been invented.
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On behalf of @eve6.bsky.social I think she would have liked alternative rock, had it been invented.
Talk about going out on an absolute barn burner of a record.
March 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Talk about going out on an absolute barn burner of a record.
Can’t confirm or deny that it was or wasn’t this idiot.
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Can’t confirm or deny that it was or wasn’t this idiot.
McGruff the crime dog (ACAB) wants to prevent you from getting catfished and he’s using NASCAR to do it?
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
McGruff the crime dog (ACAB) wants to prevent you from getting catfished and he’s using NASCAR to do it?
Having our front wall tagged sucks but I commend these young reprobates for choosing a pretty decent color that really complements the house.
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Having our front wall tagged sucks but I commend these young reprobates for choosing a pretty decent color that really complements the house.
We’ve already got the perfect post-secession flag ready: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
January 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We’ve already got the perfect post-secession flag ready: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
Our pal and backyard correspondent Gene is the same way. And then just spends the rest of the day vibing.
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Our pal and backyard correspondent Gene is the same way. And then just spends the rest of the day vibing.
To those preparing to cross the picket line because they’re mildly inconvenienced by it:
December 19, 2024 at 10:03 PM
To those preparing to cross the picket line because they’re mildly inconvenienced by it:
Or how about fuck you. Why do you need to use your religion to make people feel bad about who they are or the choices they have to make?
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Or how about fuck you. Why do you need to use your religion to make people feel bad about who they are or the choices they have to make?
They say that skunks hate the sound of the human voice.
Well, they started this war by breaking into my crawlspace last night and now I’m finishing it by blasting the Dune audiobook at them at 3/4 speed ALL day.
Well, they started this war by breaking into my crawlspace last night and now I’m finishing it by blasting the Dune audiobook at them at 3/4 speed ALL day.
December 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
They say that skunks hate the sound of the human voice.
Well, they started this war by breaking into my crawlspace last night and now I’m finishing it by blasting the Dune audiobook at them at 3/4 speed ALL day.
Well, they started this war by breaking into my crawlspace last night and now I’m finishing it by blasting the Dune audiobook at them at 3/4 speed ALL day.
Idk, you figure it out!
November 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Idk, you figure it out!
Looks like the big dog is walking the other two. So zen.
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Looks like the big dog is walking the other two. So zen.
Hey, I forgot this existed. Everyone’s good right? Nothing weird or bad happened this week?
November 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Hey, I forgot this existed. Everyone’s good right? Nothing weird or bad happened this week?
Can you fit all four tires for a 911 into a 911? Yes, but barely. Chud driver for scale.
December 30, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Can you fit all four tires for a 911 into a 911? Yes, but barely. Chud driver for scale.
If it doesn’t pass at this point, I’ve told the car I’ll just set it on fire.
Everyone needs a little help with motivation at times.
Everyone needs a little help with motivation at times.
December 28, 2023 at 5:36 PM
If it doesn’t pass at this point, I’ve told the car I’ll just set it on fire.
Everyone needs a little help with motivation at times.
Everyone needs a little help with motivation at times.
It’s that curse of being sorta competent at working on your car but not enough that you can power through big jobs with confidence.
Case in point, I have to finish this shit by Saturday and I’m not even half done.
Case in point, I have to finish this shit by Saturday and I’m not even half done.
December 19, 2023 at 7:43 PM
It’s that curse of being sorta competent at working on your car but not enough that you can power through big jobs with confidence.
Case in point, I have to finish this shit by Saturday and I’m not even half done.
Case in point, I have to finish this shit by Saturday and I’m not even half done.
Here is her part of it.
December 13, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Here is her part of it.
Hello, it’s me. Your friend with a tattoo of a heavily patinated 1986 Buick LeSabre. AMA.
December 13, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Hello, it’s me. Your friend with a tattoo of a heavily patinated 1986 Buick LeSabre. AMA.
Murray spent his first few years living in a cat carrier with other cats in a hoarder apt. Now he’s a one-eyed powerhouse of the most concentrated and potent friendship energy. He’s got so much love in him and purrs like a dirtbike. He is an absolute legend.
November 11, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Murray spent his first few years living in a cat carrier with other cats in a hoarder apt. Now he’s a one-eyed powerhouse of the most concentrated and potent friendship energy. He’s got so much love in him and purrs like a dirtbike. He is an absolute legend.