KurasuSoratobu
kurasusoratobu.bsky.social
KurasuSoratobu
@kurasusoratobu.bsky.social
I'm just some geeky transguy (He/Him or They) in Ontario who likes keeping tabs on the word of the world. Alektorophiliac, retro gamer, lover of New Media.
.... or maybe not. First try!
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.

.... I had to double-check. I am terrified with was *the* #1 movie of that year.

.... who's the other two men? I mean, if I still had the uterus, I could bring the baby, but...
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was *so* confused at this at first. I couldn't tell why the video wasn't playing.

Then I saw the timer on the right, saw it *was* playing, and the penny dropped.

.... and that's the moment the second timer started and HOLY SHIT.
In which CPSC helpfully demonstrates why wildfire is a bigger problem in California than Georgia.
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YouTube giving me ads for a program that takes a face picture, identifies the person by said picture, *and* gives background on that person.

HI YES *THAT'S* NOT CREEPY AT ALL THANKS!
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Artist call-out: @suede.bsky.social made *this* absolute delight that, the only reason I don't use it on here is because 'chicken-head' feels almost like an *identity* nowdays. It's fantastic work!
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you play Fortnite, I'm not going to sit here and demand you stop.

I *am* going to recommend you make it clear with actions how you feel about them financing and platforming content that goes toward anti-trans rights organizations that *the author created*.

I.E. write a strong letter and quit.
🪄✨ BREAKING: #FortniteWinterfest 2025 Harry Potter crossover CONFIRMED!

Stay tune for more updates at tinyurl.com/56y9bxe4

Patch 39.11 December 18

#Fortnite #HarryPotter #FortniteSkin #WinterfestEvent
#FortniteCrossover #GamingTrends #HarryPotterFortnite #Baskingamer
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have, with no exaggeration, had a friend tell me I should write out and monetize my life story as a fictional drama. Because A) they thought it would sell, and B) no one would believe it actually *all* happened to one person.

... I am highly dubious of 'A', but I wish I could deny 'B'.
I was answering some interview questions and as I was writing true facts about my life down I kept thinking "This sounds made up."
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by KurasuSoratobu
In The Groove was unique to DDR at the time for having mechanics like mines that you had to avoid stepping on, as well as throwing up three to four arrows at a time, meaning you either needed clever foot placement, or had to be willing to hit arrows with your hands or knees, as seen with this one.
Marzgurl In The Groove Part 2 - YouTube
This one is more awesome, has better camera angles, and might make other people dance less sucky if they take notes.Or not, who knows. She did get an S+ in a...
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm seriously considering it.

Half my selection may not 'officially' be indie games if I do it, though. Especially some of the games that were originally indie, but got either bought or buoyed up by bigger companies.

... so if my list has a non-indie game, be kind. It was a mistake in good faith.
New rule this year: If you post "Play more indie games" during the game awards, you are required to make a thread recommending 50 of them.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just because it costs 0$ doesn't mean that no revenue is coming from it.
Leave it on the table. Walk away. The more free downloads that are taken, the more money is made from data and DLC, not to mention in-app purchases and just pain optics.
Don't say 'We want it free'. Say 'We don't want it'.
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Magestic.
Remembered an animation from 20 years ago by a guy who would go on to animate on like some Adult Swim shows and Archer and stuff, and now I'm putting it back in front of eyeballs.
Tim Farrell's email!
YouTube video by thesyn89
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Oh come, all ye peckish
empty and all hung'ring
Oh come, ye, oh cooome ye
to Piiiiiizzaaaa Hut."

"Come and behold it.
Pepperoni mountain
Oh come let us devour it
Oh come let us devour it
Oh come let us devour iiitttt
twenty percent off!"
I'm not a religious man but replacing 'faithful' with 'peckish' and the assumption that 'adore' is going be replaced with 'nibble' and that the pizza has become baby Jesus is unsettling. Possibly compatible with the Eucharist though. Maybe communion wafer crust is obvious next step?
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Kudos for Blizzard taking an unintended effect and, instead of removing the ability, actually altering the UI to make it *easier* for players to do instead! Seriously; I was worried about this.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
IT HIT LIKE A NOSTAAAAALGIA BOOOOMB!
Bread, Milk and Butter (1972), dir. Jim Simon, Wantu Studios
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I normally don't get roped into YouTube shorts, but....
God dammit, this one's way better than it has any right to be.
Or maybe that's the grammarhound in me.
Christmas Carol Grammar Questions No One Asked (until now):
Where is the comma in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentleman" supposed to go?
YouTube video by RamsesThePigeon
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December 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So as an apology for not having the drink I asked for, KFC sent along a glass of their 'Fiesta Fizz'. Which is basically a glass of Sprite and .... a cranberry 'bath bomb'.

It tastes really nice, though if you don't like carbonation, you're going to *hate* it, since it adds extra to the drink.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"The organization said it will go to individuals who have “helped to unite people all over the world in peace and consequently deserve a special and unique recognition.”"
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's a 'Tin Man' kind of morning for me.

Every joint I have: "OIL ME! OOOIIILLL MEEEE!"

Unfortunately I have an eye appointment, so I can't take anything that might interfere with that. Which means any painkiller stronger than Tylenol. So it's the waiting game.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Thinking of @radiodeadair.com for some odd reason...
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
November 30th/December 1st
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Anyone need a reaction picture? I got'cher reaction picture right here.
From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social Is this you?
This totally has your energy if not.
And I mean that in the best way.
Namor will never not step up
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by KurasuSoratobu
Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.

Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"I'm sorry" is a complete sentence.
"You're right" is a complete sentence.
"We need to fix this" is a complete sentence.
"You did great" is a complete sentence.

If you don't want to look like an ass, stop showing your 'but'.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM