Mathias
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Mathias
@kroy.me
Já criaram conta privada no bluesky ou continua a mesma coisa de antes?
August 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Que preguiça dessa fragmentação de redes sociais. Tem mais é que desbloquear logo o twitter no Brasil pra eu não ter que lidar com mais de uma rede. Do contrário, eu vou acabar me isolando cada vez mais do que acontece nesse país.
September 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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English-as-a-second-language culture is reading a poem in English, learning that two words rhyme, and realizing you've been mispronouncing at least one of them for ages.
September 9, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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August 19, 2023 at 12:10 AM
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Therapist: open up

Me:
August 15, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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August 2, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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Quando o Bluesky baleiou a gente pode dizer que "fechou o tempo"?
July 31, 2023 at 9:10 AM
July 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM
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another “gifted kid” all grown up
lol. lmao. chatgpt speed running the Google descent into uselessness
July 21, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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July 16, 2023 at 3:43 PM
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Former Twitter employee resigns with “Rate limit exceeded” cake
July 11, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Bluesky tem toda uma vibe do twitter de 2010, aquele twitter moleque, de várzea. Sdds de quando era tudo mato na rede vizinha.
July 8, 2023 at 4:23 PM
O Alan é o gato mais fofoqueiro do universo. Passa metade do dia só olhando pela janela do prédio
July 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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Yo, we heard you have ADHD and can only hyperfocus on one thing at a time, so we created 15 nearly identical social media platforms and split your target audience across all of them.
July 7, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Bom dia
July 7, 2023 at 12:15 PM
A regra é clara: quanto menos você entender do Português quando te atendem num restaurante em SP, melhor é a comida
July 7, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Filho traficante deve ser mais fácil de lidar. Não tive boas experiências com a outra opção ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 6, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Pqp como eu *precisava* ir na academia. Ficar quase uma semana sem ir tava me destruindo.
July 6, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)
July 3, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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July 3, 2023 at 12:35 AM