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@ralphy.bsky.social
Easily amused.
Work in tech.
Island boy.
Nerd. ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
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Work in tech.
Island boy.
Nerd. ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
👨🏽🤝👨🏼
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It’s Filipino Heritage Month. If you know a Filipino, suck their d*ck.
Make Animal Crossing great again.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Make Animal Crossing great again.
If you have your own well, I would bottom you so hard.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If you have your own well, I would bottom you so hard.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx
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EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!?!? 😍
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!?!? 😍
I was in a state of rubbing one out and then I randomly thought about how almost half of the US is in a recession.
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I was in a state of rubbing one out and then I randomly thought about how almost half of the US is in a recession.
We all know why Hudson is not getting the same attention as Connor.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We all know why Hudson is not getting the same attention as Connor.
Entering 2026 with a body powered by Danish cookies and hot cocoa.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Entering 2026 with a body powered by Danish cookies and hot cocoa.
Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Who knew my affinity for c*ck would be so strong
Yo, be kind to yourself. Kbye.
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yo, be kind to yourself. Kbye.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
People assume I’m uptight but it’s just my hole that’s really tight.
a cartoon of grinch with a blue background
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December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
People assume I’m uptight but it’s just my hole that’s really tight.
Outing someone is extremely loser f*cking behavior.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Outing someone is extremely loser f*cking behavior.
10 more mins before we get to the cottage.
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
10 more mins before we get to the cottage.
I’m a strict top.
Sing every Christmas song like you want Jesus to fuck you
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m a strict top.
Hubs got me the 1st edition hard cover and I’m about to cry again and again and again.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hubs got me the 1st edition hard cover and I’m about to cry again and again and again.
Sis-in-law and I made THEEE cottage. #HeatedRivalry
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sis-in-law and I made THEEE cottage. #HeatedRivalry
Cousin is explaining how to play this board game.
It’s been more than half an hour.
It’s been more than half an hour.
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Cousin is explaining how to play this board game.
It’s been more than half an hour.
It’s been more than half an hour.
Chat, what’s the plan for tomorrow? Are we live skeeting Heated Rivalry at midnight?
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Chat, what’s the plan for tomorrow? Are we live skeeting Heated Rivalry at midnight?
I’m a huge skank for these cookies.
December 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m a huge skank for these cookies.