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krista lauren 🍰🍪🍮
@kristalauren.bsky.social
She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology.
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I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!

depop.app.link/0CVxR4dxxYb
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This weekend only: all pieces* 10% off! Get a gift for your loved one, get a gift for yourself 🎁

*except for watermelon keychains since those are for charity
I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!

depop.app.link/0CVxR4dxxYb
depop.app.link
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ultimate Gamer Setup
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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It's also up on Threadless if that tickles ya fancy

aplante.threadless.com/designs/no-a...
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Tapping the sign again
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this is spooky as shit
In addition to being a fascinating (if horrific) insight into a mostly-unknown period of European prehistory, this includes a BANGER of a quote: "I can see why all these people without heads wouldn’t be good for a community, and might be a cause for abandonment."

www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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$80/400!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Anyway time to post this again.

AI is a tool of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from

I feel like this is the obvious choice but oh well
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’ve uploaded all of my currently available handmade pieces to my depop so if you’re not local you can easily order!

depop.app.link/0CVxR4dxxYb
depop.app.link
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
me when someone says glinda and elphaba are a couple: no guys they’re just two friends. two good friends. two *best* friends.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
$80/400!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Professor: here’s a pic from my trip to Guatemala, these are bull seals who couldn’t find a mate and gather in this area and commiserate

My brain, unable to stop itself: inseals
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I feel like Washington’s is probably cedar or seagulls
New Mexico is the only state to have a “state smell”

A bunch of grade school kids said that roasting green chile should be our state smell so their teacher had them write our state Congress and in a shocking display they all came together, wrote the bill, and passed it in a matter of weeks
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Maybe the single most destructive, stupid, and dangerous piece of domestic policy put forth in the 21st century
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hundreds of Starbucks baristas and labor organizers blockaded Starbucks' largest distribution center in York, Pennsylvania, halting distribution of syrups, coffee beans, and other supplies to the entire northeast.

This escalation is part of @sbworkersunited.org's ongoing strike.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
$25/400, these bills are due in a week!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I have a credit card bill and a loan payment coming up that total around $400, could use some help paying those!!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Putting your backpack on the seat next to you when the bus is completely full and people are standing should be punishable by law
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I have a credit card bill and a loan payment coming up that total around $400, could use some help paying those!!
I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The nationwide strike coincides with the company’s popular holiday Red Cup Day, one of the coffee giant’s busiest days of the year.
'I'm not buying Starbucks and you shouldn't either.' Seattle Mayor-elect Katie Wilson joins striking baristas
Just hours after Bruce Harrell conceded the narrow Seattle mayoral race to her, Mayor-elect Katie Wilson joined striking Starbucks employees on the picket line and urged people to boycott the company.
www.kuow.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
rpg themed donut shop called dungeon cruller
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM