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krista lauren 🍰🍪🍮
@kristalauren.bsky.social
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She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology.
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Laura Dern the tuxedo cat loafs on a piano keyboard, looking up at the camera Laura Dern the tuxedo cat loafs on a piano keyboard, looking down towards the floor
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Every year I use Alton brown’s aged eggnog recipe, and every year I’m confused why he doesn’t just use 1.5 pints each of cream and milk instead of buying a third unnecessary product
An ingredients list including 1 pint each of half and half, milk, and heavy cream
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I’m still looking for a job that works with my school schedule, and in the meantime I could use help with bills! There are two ways to do that:

- commission a fiber art piece from me. See my pinned post for examples or dm me!

- send me $ on Venmo (kristapechacek) or PayPal (kristalauren)

Cat tax:
A selfie with two of my cats, a tuxedo one and a white one. They both look disinterested or annoyed
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Skull earrings, stuffed rat, sweater vest, bucket hat!

(Rhyme unintentional)
A pair of glow in the dark skull earrings. $20 A stuffed rat with optional sweater. $35 Pink and white granny square sweater vest, XL. $80 Yellow bucket hat with square cutouts, small. $30
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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looking at all the great new mayors across the country
A white guy praying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me”
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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cmon Seattle not like this pls
An election tracker showing Bruce Harrell leading the votes at 53.6%
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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guys should I check out the haunted trail
A pic from a car window (I was at a stop sign don’t worry) showing a sandwich board painted orange with “haunted trail” written in white paint and an arrow on top directing you to the trail. It looks like a sign that’s been through a lot
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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if it’s instant then why is the video three hours long
Screenshot of a YouTube video with a thumbnail that says INSTANT SLEEP. The title is 3-Hour Guided Sleep Meditation: Instant Sleep, Calm, Deep Rest wit... and it cuts off bc this title is too long
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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enhance
A zoom in on the original picture to show my cat blurry in the background staring at the camera while chewing on trash
October 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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required October reading by @abbyhoward.bsky.social
A collection of short horror comics called The Crossroads at Midnight by Abby Howard. It has a black and white illustrated cover of an eye peeking through a hole in a wooden fence and some fingers creeping out
October 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Why do they have CANDLES locked up, Walgreens is a joke
Some candles locked up on a shelf at Walgreens
September 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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sometimes I don’t enjoy texting with my little sister
Texts from my sister that say “If Gen Z had made Star Wars todaythey would have called him lando calRizzian because of Woke LandWoke calRizzian”
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I made Halloween earrings and the skulls glow in the dark, so obviously you need them
Three sets of crocheted Halloween earrings: some black bats, white glow in the dark skulls, and candy corn The skull earrings in the dark, glowing an ominous pale green
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The surroundings were nice too ig
A shot of the bridge over the river looking down the length. It has big industrial looking metal arches that make it look like a railroad bridge A shot down the bank of the river. Lots of trees and sunshine and logs A shot down the river but from the bridge, there’s a trail of yellow leaves floating down one side
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Went on a random bridge over the snoqualmie river, saw a bunch of twin peaks graffiti
A railing on a bridge with some graffiti that says “FELLAS DONT DRINK THAT COFFEE”. The river and some trees are visible in the background More bridge graffiti that says “there was a FISH in the PERCOLATOR” More bridge graffiti that says “I love you sheriff Truman” More bridge graffiti that says “RIP DAVID LYNCH
September 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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timeline cleanse: I made a galette with plums from a neighbor’s tree and it was delicious
A galette filled with delicious looking shiny purple plums. The pastry is a deep golden brown and looks flaky as hell
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Found her spooky cat bandana just in time for spooky season. As you can see she’s thrilled
Laura Dern the tuxedo cat loafing on a bed looking a bit grumpy. She’s wearing an orange bandana around her neck with black cat heads and stars making a spooky pattern
September 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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who is he
A cpr manikin laying on the floor with a training aed and ambubag nearby
September 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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How fitting that my @thecathive.bsky.social shirt shows up on a day I have a tummy ache (every day)
Me wearing a black shirt with a sad cat in black and white with yellow text that says “nobody told me cowboys still get tummy aches”
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Me: *asks a very smart question*
Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that
Me:
Two panels from a Nancy comic. In the first panel she has a neutral face and says “it’s probably because I’m a beautiful genius”. The second panel is slightly zoomed in and her eyes are now slightly raised and she’s saying “perhaps the most beautiful genius of all”
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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my cats when it’s dinner time
The video for Florence and the machine’s new single called everybody scream
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
Viola the white cat climbing out of a hole cut in the top of a large cardboard box
August 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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get a load of this loaf
Viola the white cat loafing so perfectly on a couch arm
August 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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brb dying of heatstroke
My car’s outside thermometer reading 91 degrees Fahrenheit
August 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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These are quite possibly the worst password requirements I’ve ever seen
A picture of text on a screen that says “Your password must be between 15 and 20 cnaracters. Include at least four of the following: lowercase letter, uppercase letter, number AND symbol. Not include your last name, first name, username, spaces or more than three identical characters.”
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM