krista carothers
@kreestamichelle.bsky.social
I write copy for a living, I say awkward things for free.
just thinking about how the musical rent is about squatters and the lyrics to that show have been squatting in my brain since 1997 despite multiple eviction notices anyway I’m high af 🎵to marijuana!🎵
March 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just thinking about how the musical rent is about squatters and the lyrics to that show have been squatting in my brain since 1997 despite multiple eviction notices anyway I’m high af 🎵to marijuana!🎵
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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My retirement plan is the collapse of civilization.
February 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My retirement plan is the collapse of civilization.
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"You're going places"
Yeah, probably a detainment camp.
Yeah, probably a detainment camp.
February 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"You're going places"
Yeah, probably a detainment camp.
Yeah, probably a detainment camp.
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Hinge will be like: you and this troll who lives under the Williamsburg Bridge are most compatible, we think you should meet
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hinge will be like: you and this troll who lives under the Williamsburg Bridge are most compatible, we think you should meet
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a diet coke that tells you you’re doing a good job
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
a diet coke that tells you you’re doing a good job
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a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues
February 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues
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i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed
Tonight is the night we count backwards from 10 and everything fixes itself
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Tonight is the night we count backwards from 10 and everything fixes itself
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i love the time between christmas and new year's eve—no rules, airport hours, anything goes.
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
i love the time between christmas and new year's eve—no rules, airport hours, anything goes.
Happy December 24th, 9 PM, eastern standard time to all who celebrate
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Happy December 24th, 9 PM, eastern standard time to all who celebrate
Got to say “I think we can circle back after the holidays” on a call today and suddenly I’m filled with Christmas spirit
December 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Got to say “I think we can circle back after the holidays” on a call today and suddenly I’m filled with Christmas spirit
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
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Do you think fish know they’re weird
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Do you think fish know they’re weird
Do you ever look through your old profile pics and wonder which one people would share if you died or are you normal
December 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Do you ever look through your old profile pics and wonder which one people would share if you died or are you normal
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Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
Spotify wrapped kinda phoned it in this year
December 4, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Spotify wrapped kinda phoned it in this year
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My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
If you’re currently looking for a delightful random movie to watch with your aging boomer parents, Thelma (on Hulu) is that movie. Thank me later.
November 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
If you’re currently looking for a delightful random movie to watch with your aging boomer parents, Thelma (on Hulu) is that movie. Thank me later.
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Mentally we are ✨all ✨here
November 27, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Mentally we are ✨all ✨here