Kortz
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Kortz
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22. creature. ♓
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shoutouts to friendsgiving type shit and any excuse to just pack together and eat hearty with the family you've chosen
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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i'm SO excited but also. what. what. what. what. #silksong
August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don't understand how there are people who participate in this, and how there are people who see it and try to rationalize it
this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)
July 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Having pizza with tea for breakfast, while listening to a dude crashing out on youtube about the new smurfs movie, all this right after playing umamusume for 5 hours straight. it's not even 9am
July 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Happy 10th anniversary Splatoon! Congrats on hitting the big 10! 🦑🎉
(click for full image)

#スプラトゥーン10周年 #Splatoon10thAnniversary #Splatoon
May 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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in a moment, everything can change
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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comely fucking threw bro
May 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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imagining a guy who only now gets radicalized cuz the switch 2 costs over $100 more in the states and laughing to myself
April 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Excellent, an excuse to re-post one of my favourite Nichijou scenes:
March 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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something like this probably #splatoon
March 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Dame Dane Guy: EEYIKES! I baka daroun't believe this! We have to go on a "World Adventure", or the dastardly Dr. Eggman will be baka mi "Unleashed"!

Hatsune Miku: Ooo Eee Ooo
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
why do coffee machines do That
March 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Reposting with alt text:

I did this just now and it worked.
February 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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YT videos are getting unwatchable. The inability to discuss history, mental health, or *guns in a shooting game* is preposterous.

I’m genuinely disturbed at how the platform is literally rewriting our language, not to mention how it’s suppressing important subjects if talked about properly.
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Her ❤️
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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AI is for people who hate the craft & mistake art for its end product
These people are your enemies
January 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Just been told these about 2025:

1️⃣ 2025 is a square, 45 x 45 = 2025

2️⃣ It is also a product of two squares, 9² x 5² = 2025

3️⃣ It is also the sum of three squares, 40²+ 20²+5²= 2025

4️⃣ It is the sum of the cubes, of all the single digits, from 1 to 9, 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³= 2025
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM