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KooJiinen
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Positiivinen kuin perseeseen ammuttu karhu. Ei muuta kuin leuka rintaan ja kohti uusia pettymyksiä!
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
working at the nyt
4 panel comic Panel 1: Newspaper editor and two reporters gather around a desk. Editor (looking mad): We need five more articles calling trans people evil by the end of the week Panel 2: Reporter points to something out of the window behind the editor Reporter: What’s that up in the sky? Panel 3: Up in the sky we see a bat signal, but the bat is replaced by a gross pedo chasing a little girl. Editor (in a very nonchalant manner): oh my god that’s just Epstein’s kiddie-fucker signal calling all the kiddie fuckers Panel 4: Editor bangs violently on desk and yells: FOCUS
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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k8lister.bsky.social
Historic ‘causes’ of #Autism
September 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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theoatmeal.bsky.social
Tiny arms
August 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm not sure that i've ever seen a bigger bucket of shit"
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Is anybody really surprised an adjudged rapist is blaming the victim of an attack?
August 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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sansculottid.es
Today is Duodi the 2nd of Messidor in the year 233.
Messidor is the month of harvest.
Today we celebrate oat.#JacobinDay

More information on oat
An old time-y illustration of a Oat.
June 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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rutgerbregman.com
Yes, this is fascism.

For years, historians and experts were cautious about using the f-word to describe today's events. But that hesitation is gone now. 🧵
June 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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kaarinahazard.bsky.social
Lauantaina Helsingissä näemmä osoitetaan mieltä taantumuksen puolesta. On siis aika toistaa klassikkoni.

Jos olet mies, joka vastustaa abortteja: vedä käteen.
June 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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darthputinkgb.bsky.social
My strategic air force will now be known as "Russians without Altitude".
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
When smoke pours out of the Vatican that means they’ve chosen a new Pope. When smoke pours out of the Oval Office that means Trump is in there burning crosses.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
a comic about dudes who think abuse builds character
3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple guy and Yellow guy. Yellow Guy: Pah! You pussy-ass kids. My daddy used to hit me with a belt and it never did me any harm Panel 2: Purple guy reaches over and takes hold of Yellow guy’s forearm Panel 3: Purple Guy opens the front of Yellow guy’s body like it’s on a hinge, revealing within a rotting, twisted inner person who is also on fire.
January 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
right winger identifying fascism
A 3 panel comic featuring Right Wing Red Guy Panel 1: Purple Guy: The LGBTQ+ community? Angry Red Guy: Nazis Panel 2: Purple Guy: The pride flag? Angry Red Guy: Fascist propaganda Panel 3: Purple Guy gestures to a nazi doing a nazi salute: This nazi doing a nazi salute? Red Guy: Awww. He’s pwobbably waving at his mommy
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
it’s a Roman Salute!
4 panel comic in response to Elon Musk doing a Nazi Salute Panel 1 Orange Guy and Purple Guy watch Musk do a Nazi Salute on a big screen Purple Guy: It’s a Roman Salute Panel 2 Orange Guy and Purple Guy look up at giant banner featuring a picture of Musk with a tiny moustache Purple Guy: It’s a Chaplin ‘Tache Panel 3 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of soldiers who are all Sieg Heiling Purple Guy: It’s a Freedom Force Panel 4 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of prisoners walking into a sleek silver tunnel Purple Guy: It’s a cyber camp
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Europe Divided (again)
January 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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aaronparnas.bsky.social
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
right wingers when u quit twitter
4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a pink guy (red guy is the right winger) Panel 1: Red guy: FINE. Leave Twitter. Run away to your little lefty safe space Pink guy: ok Panel 2: Pink guy from the waist up. Turns to leave Panel 3: Pink guy from the waist up again, but this time he’s lurching forward like his momentum has been arrested Panel 4: Wider shot that reveals Red guy clasped to Pink guy’s ankle. Red guy. Pleaseee don’t leave me with cunts like me
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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johnfugelsang.bsky.social
"'Do They Know It's Christmas?'
is so much catchier than
'Are Starving Africans Adequately Aware Of Our Seasonal Customs?'
December 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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haggardhawks.bsky.social
🧵 22. Derived from a Latin word for feasting, ABLIGURITION is excessive spending on food and drink.
December 22, 2024 at 9:38 AM
kooj.bsky.social
... and a Happy New Fear!
December 21, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
4 Panel Comic Panel 1: Blue guy holding a champagne glass saying: Pffft. You can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the woke police. Merry Christmas! Panel 2: Two police officers in rainbow coloured uniforms smash through windows either side of the blue guy. Officer 1: WPD! Officer 2: Put your hands on your ass Panel 3: The woke police begin beating the blue guy Officer 1: Merry this motherfucker Officer 2: I got you christmas right here shithead Panel 4: Blue guy standing in the exact same position as in Panel 1. The beating that just took place was a complete fantasy. Blue guy: God I wish that would happen
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM