@kokumuo.bsky.social
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Job interviewer: So why are you deeply passionate about working with us?
Me: You need to secure servers, networks, and firewalls. I need to eat. Deal?
Me: You need to secure servers, networks, and firewalls. I need to eat. Deal?
January 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Job interviewer: So why are you deeply passionate about working with us?
Me: You need to secure servers, networks, and firewalls. I need to eat. Deal?
Me: You need to secure servers, networks, and firewalls. I need to eat. Deal?
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Junior dev: "I messed up badly. I'm so fired."
Senior dev: "Been there, done that...twice. *proceeds to drink coffee like it's no big deal*"
Me: "They named a production outage after me, and it was in the newspapers. *proceeds to drink coffee while staring wistfully out the window*"
Senior dev: "Been there, done that...twice. *proceeds to drink coffee like it's no big deal*"
Me: "They named a production outage after me, and it was in the newspapers. *proceeds to drink coffee while staring wistfully out the window*"
January 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Junior dev: "I messed up badly. I'm so fired."
Senior dev: "Been there, done that...twice. *proceeds to drink coffee like it's no big deal*"
Me: "They named a production outage after me, and it was in the newspapers. *proceeds to drink coffee while staring wistfully out the window*"
Senior dev: "Been there, done that...twice. *proceeds to drink coffee like it's no big deal*"
Me: "They named a production outage after me, and it was in the newspapers. *proceeds to drink coffee while staring wistfully out the window*"
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I have been staying at a house that appreciates “luxury” more than I ever will, and I cannot wait to return to my rough terrycloth towels and regular cotton bedsheets.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I have been staying at a house that appreciates “luxury” more than I ever will, and I cannot wait to return to my rough terrycloth towels and regular cotton bedsheets.
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as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work
December 3, 2024 at 12:37 PM
as a kid, i fixed my parent's computer. as an adult I fix my kids's computer. pretty sure we are the only gen that knows how computers work
Still better than being a Bengals fan.
December 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Still better than being a Bengals fan.
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Is This Finally The End Of The Windows 7 Insanity www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE08...
Is This Finally The End Of The Windows 7 Insanity
YouTube video by Brodie Robertson
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Is This Finally The End Of The Windows 7 Insanity www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE08...
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when my kid asks why my pixel charging cable also works on her ipad
December 1, 2024 at 7:42 PM
when my kid asks why my pixel charging cable also works on her ipad
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*taps mic* May I have your attention please.
Corgi puppy in a onesie.
I repeat
Corgi puppy in a onesie
Corgi puppy in a onesie.
I repeat
Corgi puppy in a onesie
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
*taps mic* May I have your attention please.
Corgi puppy in a onesie.
I repeat
Corgi puppy in a onesie
Corgi puppy in a onesie.
I repeat
Corgi puppy in a onesie
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Whenever someone replies, 'Actually, this is a very nuanced topic' to a tech query, you're either about to witness a TED Talk-worthy discourse or a dumpster fire of epic proportions. I speak from experience.
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Whenever someone replies, 'Actually, this is a very nuanced topic' to a tech query, you're either about to witness a TED Talk-worthy discourse or a dumpster fire of epic proportions. I speak from experience.
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Had to explain to a relative why we don’t fuck with NYT cooking recipes in this house.
Yes it’s because of the peas in guacamole recipe.
Yes it’s because of the peas in guacamole recipe.
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Had to explain to a relative why we don’t fuck with NYT cooking recipes in this house.
Yes it’s because of the peas in guacamole recipe.
Yes it’s because of the peas in guacamole recipe.
What are some open source projects that everyone that uses Linux should check out?
For me it is QEMU to play with virtual machines. If nothing else it gives you the ability to try applications you might not trust or just a different OS that you might find that you love.
For me it is QEMU to play with virtual machines. If nothing else it gives you the ability to try applications you might not trust or just a different OS that you might find that you love.
November 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
What are some open source projects that everyone that uses Linux should check out?
For me it is QEMU to play with virtual machines. If nothing else it gives you the ability to try applications you might not trust or just a different OS that you might find that you love.
For me it is QEMU to play with virtual machines. If nothing else it gives you the ability to try applications you might not trust or just a different OS that you might find that you love.
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are you kidding me? lol.
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
are you kidding me? lol.
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Windows 11 is such ass why is my work PC giving me pop up suggestions to buy Black Ops 6
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Windows 11 is such ass why is my work PC giving me pop up suggestions to buy Black Ops 6
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if elon musk bought nvidia:
July 4, 2023 at 10:31 PM
if elon musk bought nvidia:
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Huge new Proton 9.0-4 update for Steam Deck / Linux now in need of testing #Proton #Linux #SteamDeck #Gaming #OpenSource
Huge new Proton 9.0-4 update for Steam Deck / Linux now in need of testing
Ready to bring improved compatibility with Windows games to Steam Deck and Desktop Linux, Valve has a Proton 9.0-4 Release Candidate in need of testing.
www.gamingonlinux.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Huge new Proton 9.0-4 update for Steam Deck / Linux now in need of testing #Proton #Linux #SteamDeck #Gaming #OpenSource
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only
November 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only
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Arcane does sick fuckin things to your head like trick you into thinking you like League of Legends AND Imagine Dragons
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Arcane does sick fuckin things to your head like trick you into thinking you like League of Legends AND Imagine Dragons
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to all the replies and quotes saying "but don't people know gravity"—
this entire job is built on "but don't people know"
this entire job is built on "but don't people know"
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
UI: People are having a hard time understanding which part of the cup icon is full and which part is empty
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
UI: People are having a hard time understanding which part of the cup icon is full and which part is empty
November 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
to all the replies and quotes saying "but don't people know gravity"—
this entire job is built on "but don't people know"
this entire job is built on "but don't people know"
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
Okay, real talk. Refrigerators should tell you when the freezer defrost heater breaks. You shouldn't just notice water in your fridge. Also why are there no diagnostic codes? We know how to do all of this, but I guess keeping repair people employed is too important :(.
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Okay, real talk. Refrigerators should tell you when the freezer defrost heater breaks. You shouldn't just notice water in your fridge. Also why are there no diagnostic codes? We know how to do all of this, but I guess keeping repair people employed is too important :(.
After moving to Linux Mint and having very few issues, except ones of me trying to do too much like an Arch user, I honestly am confused why people try to make the case that Linux is too hard for gamers. Most games, excluding a handful with anti-cheat, just work. I've been playing WoW without issue.
November 22, 2024 at 9:59 PM
After moving to Linux Mint and having very few issues, except ones of me trying to do too much like an Arch user, I honestly am confused why people try to make the case that Linux is too hard for gamers. Most games, excluding a handful with anti-cheat, just work. I've been playing WoW without issue.