THE MIDWIT CUCKOO
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection.
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
I have recently started appending a bullet point summary at the end of my emails and it's...great? It's like giving your brain a little to-be-done list while increasing the likelihood people will absorb the information in your email.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I have recently started appending a bullet point summary at the end of my emails and it's...great? It's like giving your brain a little to-be-done list while increasing the likelihood people will absorb the information in your email.
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Everyone getting mad at a press release because some uptown hospitality bods are bringing their brands downtown to Leith. Calm down!
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Everyone getting mad at a press release because some uptown hospitality bods are bringing their brands downtown to Leith. Calm down!
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
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I reckon we’re a dying breed. People who heard The Levellers before we learned about the levellers.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I reckon we’re a dying breed. People who heard The Levellers before we learned about the levellers.
Over the last 20/30 minutes I've discovered that my children are already significantly smarter, funnier and more creative than I am or ever will have been.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Over the last 20/30 minutes I've discovered that my children are already significantly smarter, funnier and more creative than I am or ever will have been.
IF ANYTHING THE RAIN IS EVEN WETTER THIS EVENING! I CANNOT RECOMMEND A CYCLE COMMUTE MY FRIENDS.
It's an absolute Yer Da observation but I'm still absolutely scunnered by how *wet* the rain was this morning
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
IF ANYTHING THE RAIN IS EVEN WETTER THIS EVENING! I CANNOT RECOMMEND A CYCLE COMMUTE MY FRIENDS.
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the trades, supposedly the pinnacle of manly-man work according to these utter dipshits, literally would not function without ibuprofen
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the trades, supposedly the pinnacle of manly-man work according to these utter dipshits, literally would not function without ibuprofen
In the early 00s whenever a bloke (and it was always a bloke) mentioned Deepak Chopra i'd go "guy owes me £20, never gets his round in, an absolute prick all in, Jay-Z too...". Nice to finally be vindicated.
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In the early 00s whenever a bloke (and it was always a bloke) mentioned Deepak Chopra i'd go "guy owes me £20, never gets his round in, an absolute prick all in, Jay-Z too...". Nice to finally be vindicated.
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS
Story debunked, Isle of Harris News confirmed parodic, it's actually an old Cornwall Live story, fair play on the Photoshop of the shore in the back there, sensational work bsky.app/profile/mark...
Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Story debunked, Isle of Harris News confirmed parodic, it's actually an old Cornwall Live story, fair play on the Photoshop of the shore in the back there, sensational work bsky.app/profile/mark...
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COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
It's an absolute Yer Da observation but I'm still absolutely scunnered by how *wet* the rain was this morning
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's an absolute Yer Da observation but I'm still absolutely scunnered by how *wet* the rain was this morning
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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The long shite Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The long shite Wednesday
Westminster lobby going full fat early 00s Heat Magazine today
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Westminster lobby going full fat early 00s Heat Magazine today
Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
Remember poggers?
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Remember poggers?
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You think that they’re meeting in smoky mahogany rooms doing eyes wide shut shit and while that does happen mostly it’s just emails to fellow perverts like “stupid purple hair barista was mean 2 me im gunna fund gender essentialism center at a prestigious university
Sent from my iPad”
Sent from my iPad”
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You think that they’re meeting in smoky mahogany rooms doing eyes wide shut shit and while that does happen mostly it’s just emails to fellow perverts like “stupid purple hair barista was mean 2 me im gunna fund gender essentialism center at a prestigious university
Sent from my iPad”
Sent from my iPad”
@kennypieper.bsky.social well well well, would you look at who it is...
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
@kennypieper.bsky.social well well well, would you look at who it is...