THE MIDWIT CUCKOO
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection.
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.
This memory prompted by a text from my spouse who remembers all of my capers and finds them adorable*
*decades later
*decades later
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This memory prompted by a text from my spouse who remembers all of my capers and finds them adorable*
*decades later
*decades later
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS
Westminster lobby going full fat early 00s Heat Magazine today
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Westminster lobby going full fat early 00s Heat Magazine today
Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
Where's your fucking poppy
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Where's your fucking poppy
This is exactly how eighteen year olds talk
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is exactly how eighteen year olds talk
Tfw you are a traitor
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tfw you are a traitor
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November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Is Glasgow? The...Croissant capital? Of Scotland?!!??
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is Glasgow? The...Croissant capital? Of Scotland?!!??
First his brother, now Charles Rex has lost the West End Ulster Defence Union
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
First his brother, now Charles Rex has lost the West End Ulster Defence Union
Going to see autechre tonight. Made a pie to celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Going to see autechre tonight. Made a pie to celebrate
(from the top moving right) Bucket of bones (lamb chops), roast squash w mushroom, garlic crumb & gruyère, blood (harissa broth), green goo (zhoug), 2 x blood orange negroni high/lowballs, roast pumpkin and acorn squash w couscous, tamarind, raisins & pine nuts...
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
(from the top moving right) Bucket of bones (lamb chops), roast squash w mushroom, garlic crumb & gruyère, blood (harissa broth), green goo (zhoug), 2 x blood orange negroni high/lowballs, roast pumpkin and acorn squash w couscous, tamarind, raisins & pine nuts...
Prepare to get amazed at how they got homing pigeons into occupied France during WW2... lmao his wee face!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Prepare to get amazed at how they got homing pigeons into occupied France during WW2... lmao his wee face!
Viral London shop selling Scottish items teams up with Tennents
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Viral London shop selling Scottish items teams up with Tennents
A colleague shared some photos from a careers event at school today where I look like a third generation Fine Gael MEP FFS
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A colleague shared some photos from a careers event at school today where I look like a third generation Fine Gael MEP FFS
