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The day after the Super Bowl, and Election Day, should be national holidays.
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Yes, I might be crazy for liking stretches of sub-freezing temperatures so the river can ice over because it's beautiful.
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Every anti-vax supporter and promoter should be summarily rounded up and executed for the greater good of the country. I hear they are very patriotic.
The southern state’s outbreak now rivals outbreaks ongoing in Utah and Arizona, which have tallied 115 and 176 cases, respectively.
Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages
16 cases are linked to a church, which followed exposures at four schools last week.
arstechnica.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is it just me or is your phone, more-so in the last month, autocorrecting shit incorrectly AFTER you read it and hit send?
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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this country is fucked
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Alright, alright, enough of the fucking snow already.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is a months worth of house cleaning $$ a good Xmas gift for your house cleaner or am I ridiculously under estimating this?
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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There is no punishment, no Hell sufficient for every person in this administration.
They are now targeting people who did everything by the book and were literally at the ceremony where they were going to become citizens...

"Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled from line by USCIS officials moments before the oath ceremony"
Immigrants Approved for Citizenship ‘Plucked Out’ of Line Moments Before Pledging Allegiance: Report
Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled from line by USCIS officials moments before the ceremony. The incident comes after USCIS told employees to halt all immigrat...
people.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Missing #1 WR, #1 LB, #2 and #3 CB on the road couldn’t ask for much more IMO. Bears are good.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I'm gutted, but also this:
I'm not even mad. Bears played well in the 2nd half. Even in a loss, it feels like it's the start of something. Change of the tide is coming.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wtf what that Bears?
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Muting some new names and words this morning!
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
/whispers into the void
Wonderful Christmastime is my favorite Xmas song. Last Christmas and anything by Pentatonix are the worst by infinite levels.
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fucking Spode. Why do old people think you want their old ass Xmas garbage. Dropping off 300 lbs of Spode trash.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Look at my city
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s the season
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If you venture out into the snowstorm with your camera, use a flash to illuminate the falling flakes. Check out my "snokeh" tutorial.
Snokeh - freezing snow in its place - Nick Ulivieri Photography
Nick Ulivieri details techniques and tips for photographing 'snokeh'. Out-of-focus snowflakes illuminated by camera flash.
www.nickulivieriphotography.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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D’Andre Swift has a shot at the corner and just plows straight into a defender. Truly incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I may have overdid the gummies
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
lol. People used to get this bent over a 1 loss season in a last second conf champ game. This fuckin baby is whining about losing regular season games to shitass Louisville and SMU. Win your games. Embarrassing.
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.

Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The Great Lakes. All of them. Whenever I see one, it’s thrilling. I know a lot about freighters, and the way Lake Michigan looks in all kinds of weather, and the cadence of the waves that gets in your bones when you lie on a raft for hours.
Preeeeach.

Tell me what you love.
Gotta say: a lot more interested in the foods you like, the albums you love to listen to, the movies you rewatch. Maybe that makes me a Pollyanna or someone not motivated to recreate the Rage Bait Industrial Complex again so the worst folks get elevated once again.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That’s a good throw to Loveland. Tied up!
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There’s some new Julia Robert’s movie out and it is fucking unwatchable. I don’t even know what platform. Tuned out after like 25 min. She should be embarrassed.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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INTO THE FLOOD AGAIIIIIIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Had two weeks to prepare for this. Fucking loser shit
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Holy shit is this Lateef kid fucking terrible
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM