Katie Kruger
@kkruger8.bsky.social
"But there is no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness."
Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3
Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3
Dick Cheney was absolutely the gremlin that haunted my undergraduate years however, having your cardiologist open up your funeral after having multiple heart attacks while in office is ungodly funny.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dick Cheney was absolutely the gremlin that haunted my undergraduate years however, having your cardiologist open up your funeral after having multiple heart attacks while in office is ungodly funny.
I really want to understand why the internet is calling London some kind of crime slum. London? My london? Please.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I really want to understand why the internet is calling London some kind of crime slum. London? My london? Please.
Not gonna lie, I heard my first Christmas song of the season and it was a vibe.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Not gonna lie, I heard my first Christmas song of the season and it was a vibe.
I am trying to finish this book but I am sobbing through the last 50 pages and I am certain that without a tranquilizer I will not make it through this film.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am trying to finish this book but I am sobbing through the last 50 pages and I am certain that without a tranquilizer I will not make it through this film.
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Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave
FOR THE HOMELANDS!!!!!!
a crowd of dodgers fans holding a blue flag
ALT: a crowd of dodgers fans holding a blue flag
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November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
FOR THE HOMELANDS!!!!!!
I desperately need someone to tell me exactly what the Paddington musical was like in person because I don’t think the videos I’ve seen are conveying accurately what that was like. Was it giving Ewok?
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I desperately need someone to tell me exactly what the Paddington musical was like in person because I don’t think the videos I’ve seen are conveying accurately what that was like. Was it giving Ewok?
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This is just to say
I have eaten
the swans
that were in
the duck pond
and which
you were probably
saving
for the King
Forgive me
they were delicious
so white
and so necky
I have eaten
the swans
that were in
the duck pond
and which
you were probably
saving
for the King
Forgive me
they were delicious
so white
and so necky
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This is just to say
I have eaten
the swans
that were in
the duck pond
and which
you were probably
saving
for the King
Forgive me
they were delicious
so white
and so necky
I have eaten
the swans
that were in
the duck pond
and which
you were probably
saving
for the King
Forgive me
they were delicious
so white
and so necky
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal, ’tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.
September 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal, ’tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.
My god this thread is funny.
Seeing a lot of critical responses from medievalists about this BBC 1066 thing. As an early modernist, just to say that I'm happy to confirm that medieval people were indeed covered in dirt all the time and did all sound like they were in the Wurzels.
August 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My god this thread is funny.
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Jean jacket weather is when I finally get to embody my true form.
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jean jacket weather is when I finally get to embody my true form.
I’m sure time will tell on the greatest contributions of this current younger generation, but in my opinion reclassifying Diet Coke as “a fridge cigarette” is fucking brilliant.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m sure time will tell on the greatest contributions of this current younger generation, but in my opinion reclassifying Diet Coke as “a fridge cigarette” is fucking brilliant.
I am 42 now. I have to do my stupid little walks. So I did a stupid little walk. 😤 and I’m gonna do it again tomorrow.
August 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I am 42 now. I have to do my stupid little walks. So I did a stupid little walk. 😤 and I’m gonna do it again tomorrow.
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Washingtonian: The 12 Best Subs to Throw at Federal Agents
Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos
The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained
WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots
Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich
Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos
The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained
WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots
Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich
August 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Washingtonian: The 12 Best Subs to Throw at Federal Agents
Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos
The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained
WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots
Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich
Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos
The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained
WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots
Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich
Letterboxd Friday Looking appropriately unhinged for Hot Nerd Summer
August 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Letterboxd Friday Looking appropriately unhinged for Hot Nerd Summer
Tickets to Ren Faire acquired. Many thanks to @dogunderwater.bsky.social and @malloryyu.bsky.social for being my canaries in the coal mine. A friend with better odds saved the day.
August 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tickets to Ren Faire acquired. Many thanks to @dogunderwater.bsky.social and @malloryyu.bsky.social for being my canaries in the coal mine. A friend with better odds saved the day.
100% cotton for all.
The misuse of "literally" is just the cherry on top of this sundae of vacuous nonsense
August 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
100% cotton for all.
Man on dating app: “You have beautiful eyes and look so young. Where are you originally from?”
I don’t know why but
I don’t know why but
a woman wearing a purple sweater and a floral dress is making a face .
ALT: a woman wearing a purple sweater and a floral dress is making a face .
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July 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Man on dating app: “You have beautiful eyes and look so young. Where are you originally from?”
I don’t know why but
I don’t know why but
Mine was a class that was cross posted in the dance and sociology departments about non-verbal communication that turned out was incredibly helpful when communicating in nations where I didn’t speak the language.
What was your favorite early clas NOT in your eventual major. Mine was Ethnomusicology: an introduction to folk music.
I invariably get, "Ooh anthro that was my favorite class/cool professor" from people I meet. I tend to think soms of it is our outré material, being willing to talk "taboo" subjects in a cross-cultural context.
Ironically MY favorite class was probably Geology 101...
Ironically MY favorite class was probably Geology 101...
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Mine was a class that was cross posted in the dance and sociology departments about non-verbal communication that turned out was incredibly helpful when communicating in nations where I didn’t speak the language.
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Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
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I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times
July 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times
Finally watching Shoresy. Not mad about this dirty talking wholesome shit at all.
a man holding an ice cream cone with the words " sticks are unbelievable " on the bottom
ALT: a man holding an ice cream cone with the words " sticks are unbelievable " on the bottom
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July 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Finally watching Shoresy. Not mad about this dirty talking wholesome shit at all.