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KJ
@kj1.bsky.social
Fueled by Costco samples and pizza. I’m just here for the shitposts and baseball—anything more is a bonus. Ineffective altruism stan. Bird App refugee.
@outfieldgrass24.bsky.social when we went to brunch that one time in Portland, did we go to Screen Door? Hello, by the way!
December 18, 2024 at 8:22 AM
@jacquespierre.bsky.social glad to know you’re on here, sir!
November 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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been reading abot elon musk, some of his strengths include persistence, high stress tolerance, obliviousness to social cues and the desires of others....so he might be able to stick around trump for a while
Had to check that this was real and it is

thehill.com/homenews/hou...
November 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Folks, we did it. Bird App DEAD
December 21, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Twitter is down so it’s time to log on to Blue Sky for, like, an hour again.
July 11, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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I wrote about this feeling and its aesthetics the last time there was a big story about Supreme Court justices being sponsored by tacky billionaire reactionaries. I still don't really know what do with it, but I think the disgust might be useful. https://defector.com/the-art-of-american-conservatism
The Art Of American Conservatism | Defector
Virtually every benefit that the people who paid to attend Trump University received was intangible. This is true to some extent for everyone who spent time at college but more literally true in this ...
defector.com
July 9, 2023 at 7:31 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that the IMF has joined the Woketariat.
July 6, 2023 at 7:51 AM
HIGHLY recommend turning off replies in your feed. Makes it much, much better.
turned off replies in my feed that's enough of that thank you
July 6, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Folks, if we all just got together and decided that Blue Sky will win then Blue Sky will win. It’s simple.
July 6, 2023 at 1:44 AM
The quirk for this Monopoly board is that you aren’t allowed to build more than one house on each property.
July 4, 2023 at 10:38 PM
BlueSky does a decent job recapturing the charm of 2010 Twitter. Doesn’t feel so expansive and over-saturated.
July 3, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
July 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Folks we love ‘Frisco at sunset, don’t we
July 3, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Much to consider.
July 1, 2023 at 5:07 PM
TFW da share zone is on here:
June 30, 2023 at 7:44 AM
Do they have group chats on here yet?
June 22, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Congrats to @tysonbrody.bsky.social on his apparent new gig writing for The Onion!
June 8, 2023 at 10:39 PM
The question isn’t WHERE IS HUNTER, the question is WHEN IS HUNTER
June 6, 2023 at 12:16 AM
You’ve heard it said the grass isn’t always greener, but I say the sky is always bluer.
May 30, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I have received invite codes that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
May 15, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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Elon caved to Turkish demands for censorship.

He will do it for sleepy in 2024 or he will pay.

If sleepy executes him in 2024 he will have a 400+ EV victory

Many pedocons will be confused and hear "Biden executes African American" and vote for him.
May 13, 2023 at 8:00 PM
The media isn’t a partisan, agenda driven apparatus of the Democratic Party, but it would be good if they were.
May 11, 2023 at 7:30 PM
My sources say the death penalty, for defamation, being considered for
@RealDonaldTrump. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
May 9, 2023 at 7:28 PM
When group DMs are implemented On Here, it will in fact be so over for the Bird App.
May 7, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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still the most endearing story of an athlete ive ever read
May 4, 2023 at 3:03 PM