Katie
kizzzatie.bsky.social
Katie
@kizzzatie.bsky.social
I just felt like posting crap instead of bothering everyone around me with my hot takes.
Lmao bless Andy Cohen
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Oh nice, the president threatening the lives of democrats! He sure does tell it like it is!
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
STOP IT
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
In this season of tidings and joy, let’s give an extra hug to Kristie Noem, who is an actual angel sent from Jesus Christ himself to rid the USA of “violent” immigrant criminals. Personally, I would not be able to sleep let alone celebrate with my family but you do you! Such a hero!
BREAKING:

Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See

Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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we never shouldve progressed past jibjab. that should've been enough for the worst of us.
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
None of this is even remotely true. Like what planet are we living on that anyone even is buying this
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Kim there’s people that are dying
Trump now says his ballroom will cost $400 million (it was supposed to cost $250 million less than two months ago)
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh my god Jesus Christ
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Like imagine being this much of a dumb bitch. Avoiding questions bc you’re so scared of Trump. You weren’t scared of anything when you killed your dog and then your goat. Keep it up- karma is ruthless, I promise you.
GOLDMAN: If your department deports anyone with an ongoing asylum application, you are violating the law, correct?

KRISTI NOEM: Joe Biden left us--

GOLDMAN: I'm not asking about Joe Biden

NOEM: *keeps talking over him*

GOLDMAN: The answer is yes
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Go fuck yourself, Pete.
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is a real tweet sent out by the actual secretary of defense of the US. My son grew up watching Franklin, and is now in the military. This is his boss. This is what his boss thinks of him and the rest of us.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pete can eat a dick.
Trump: "Pete is doing a great job"
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
These are actually people’s lives you dumb fucking bitch
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lol one time I reported a video of someone grabbing their tiny bulldog by the neck, beating it and shooting it in the head (all while a child watched it) and Instagram was like “SIGHHH why are you bothering us. This does not rise to the level ever of being inappropriate enough to remove.”
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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im tired of having my attention called to problems i cant fix without the ability to kill people by thinking about them
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
More like BABEas corpus.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Studies have not ruled out the possibility that Autism is caused by Downy Unstoppables. Also, they cause hives, many have said.
In agreement with my friend @kkjetelina.bsky.social who writes today: "I suggest the general public avoid the CDC website."
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...

www.wsj.com/health/healt...
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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FinalDraft.pdf

FinalDraft_1.pdf

FinalDraft_1_Send_This_One.pdf

FinalDraft_1_No_Actually_Send_This_One.pdf

FinalFinalDraft_1_This_Draft_Is_Correct.pdf
I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft
FinalDraft.pdf FinalDraft_1.pdf FinalDraft_1_Send_This_One.pdf FinalDraft_1_No_Actually_Send_This_One.pdf FinalFinalDraft_1_This_Draft_Is_Correct.p...
buff.ly
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM