Kizzam, MLIS
@kizzam.bsky.social
I'm the target demographic for Punk Goes Pop covers.
Hi can anyone explain what the fuck
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hi can anyone explain what the fuck
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President Perd Hapley
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
President Perd Hapley
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Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."
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Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
What did theme parks ever do to Michael Crichton?
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
What did theme parks ever do to Michael Crichton?
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Little pumpkin thieves
September 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Little pumpkin thieves
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therapist: can you think of a time you experienced gaslighting?
me:
me:
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
therapist: can you think of a time you experienced gaslighting?
me:
me:
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Charles Dickens only managed to tell a tale of two cities. What I'm proposing, is a tale about three cities
August 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Charles Dickens only managed to tell a tale of two cities. What I'm proposing, is a tale about three cities
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did the blair witch ever finish her project
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
did the blair witch ever finish her project
Sample-giver at the Costco just told me I’m too young to know what sweet-and-low is. Factually incorrect in every way but thank you nonetheless.
August 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sample-giver at the Costco just told me I’m too young to know what sweet-and-low is. Factually incorrect in every way but thank you nonetheless.
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What do you think the Evangelicals are gonna do when the trumpets don’t sound after all this?
What will become of their theology when war in Iran doesn’t hasten the coming of the lord?
If these are the end times, it’s because they created them for everyone else in the name of Jesus.
What will become of their theology when war in Iran doesn’t hasten the coming of the lord?
If these are the end times, it’s because they created them for everyone else in the name of Jesus.
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What do you think the Evangelicals are gonna do when the trumpets don’t sound after all this?
What will become of their theology when war in Iran doesn’t hasten the coming of the lord?
If these are the end times, it’s because they created them for everyone else in the name of Jesus.
What will become of their theology when war in Iran doesn’t hasten the coming of the lord?
If these are the end times, it’s because they created them for everyone else in the name of Jesus.
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
“The rapture” was made up in the 1830’s and no amount of war is going to make American evangelical dispensationalism real.
June 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“The rapture” was made up in the 1830’s and no amount of war is going to make American evangelical dispensationalism real.
And I feel God in this Best Buy Nintendo Switch 2 preorder pickup line.
June 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
And I feel God in this Best Buy Nintendo Switch 2 preorder pickup line.
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Counter-argument:
You should use Sinners to springboard yourself into some other Black American horror like the following
You should use Sinners to springboard yourself into some other Black American horror like the following
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Counter-argument:
You should use Sinners to springboard yourself into some other Black American horror like the following
You should use Sinners to springboard yourself into some other Black American horror like the following
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This is gonna confuse the shit out of Sheryl Lee Ralph.
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is gonna confuse the shit out of Sheryl Lee Ralph.
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airbnb rental but it’s three days in the tomb with the Lord
April 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
airbnb rental but it’s three days in the tomb with the Lord
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Found an Easter egg today and when I opened it there was note asking about my car’s extended warranty
April 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Found an Easter egg today and when I opened it there was note asking about my car’s extended warranty
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
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This is my mantra every time I’m cooking in the kitchen:
sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds
sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds
April 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is my mantra every time I’m cooking in the kitchen:
sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds
sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds
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Representatives from the 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals leaving the White House.
April 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Representatives from the 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals leaving the White House.
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
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Google Maps: There’s a stalled vehicle ahead
….
Google Maps: Is it still there? The stalled vehicle?
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Google Maps: Please take your eyes off the road to tell me whether or not the stalled vehicle is still there
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Google Maps: Is it still there? The stalled vehicle?
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Google Maps: Please take your eyes off the road to tell me whether or not the stalled vehicle is still there
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Google Maps: There’s a stalled vehicle ahead
….
Google Maps: Is it still there? The stalled vehicle?
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Google Maps: Please take your eyes off the road to tell me whether or not the stalled vehicle is still there
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Google Maps: Is it still there? The stalled vehicle?
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Google Maps: Please take your eyes off the road to tell me whether or not the stalled vehicle is still there
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hi, cis folks in cali!
there’s a thread here about AB 89, cali’s own anti trans sports ban. call your rep & tell them “trans people belong in society.”
dems like gavin newsom are floating test balloons about trans rights—again/still. this going down in flames is a message.
tap in. call. please. ⬇️
there’s a thread here about AB 89, cali’s own anti trans sports ban. call your rep & tell them “trans people belong in society.”
dems like gavin newsom are floating test balloons about trans rights—again/still. this going down in flames is a message.
tap in. call. please. ⬇️
March 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hi, cis folks in cali!
there’s a thread here about AB 89, cali’s own anti trans sports ban. call your rep & tell them “trans people belong in society.”
dems like gavin newsom are floating test balloons about trans rights—again/still. this going down in flames is a message.
tap in. call. please. ⬇️
there’s a thread here about AB 89, cali’s own anti trans sports ban. call your rep & tell them “trans people belong in society.”
dems like gavin newsom are floating test balloons about trans rights—again/still. this going down in flames is a message.
tap in. call. please. ⬇️