KittiSplain
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KittiSplain
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Not that kind of kitty; your boxes cannot contain me.
Wholesome AF
she/they
Vermiculite is the glitter of container gardening.
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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BREAKING: The Gaza-bound aid flotilla says it has “credible intelligence” that “Israel is likely to escalate violent attacks on the flotilla within the next 48 hours,” possibly using weapons that could scuttle boats or cause fatalities.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/e2pi2j
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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If you don't personally know a trans person I'm asking you to read this.

If you haven't sat next to a trans person at a bar who just got out of the hospital from being placed into a coma after an attack I'm asking you to read this.

If you don't know what a pogrom is I'm asking you to read this.
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

“They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures

"‘Pedigree? Pedigree? What’s a pedigree? It’s just breedin’. I had a father too, you know. And two grandads. And four great-grandads. And many of ‘em were the same dog, even.’"
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, ‘The mountain is, and is not.’ They would think, ‘The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.’”
September 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Once again, this is entirely about dismantling liberal civil society orgs.

bsky.app/profile/esqu...
September 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Being anti fascist is considered terrorism now.
September 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE                THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
September 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Trump says "hate-filled rhetoric" fuels violence and must end. Maybe he should talk to the guy who calls his political opponents "sick, sinister, and evil people" who are "trying to destroy our country" because they are "communists," "Marxists," "lunatics," "vermin," and "the enemy from within."
The standard for 'vicious' speech Trump laid out after Kirk's murder would implicate Trump himself
Freedom of speech cannot reliably protect conservatives unless it also protects people they despise.
reason.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Across the country, special elections keep going against Trump and his allies and that backlash is exactly why his administration is doubling down. The Department of Justice sued six states, including Pennsylvania, the nation’s biggest presidential battleground, in a push to seize voter data.
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures

"‘Pedigree? Pedigree? What’s a pedigree? It’s just breedin’. I had a father too, you know. And two grandads. And four great-grandads. And many of ‘em were the same dog, even.’"
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, ‘The mountain is, and is not.’ They would think, ‘The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

"'What do you do with them?' he said.

'I bang them together.'

'And then what?'

'What do you mean, "And then what?"'

'What do you do after you've banged them together?'

'I bang them together again,' said Lias, one of nature's drummers."
September 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, ‘The mountain is, and is not.’ They would think, ‘The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music

"'What do you do with them?' he said.

'I bang them together.'

'And then what?'

'What do you mean, "And then what?"'

'What do you do after you've banged them together?'

'I bang them together again,' said Lias, one of nature's drummers."
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids

“No one is more worried by the actual physical manifestation of a god than his priests; it's like having the auditors in unexpectedly.”
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
May I have your attention please- Joy has entered the timeline, enjoy the break from *gestures* and see what else is a delight while you're at it.
guys the little fidget guys are the BEST THINGS EVER

www.etsy.com/listing/4331...

LOOK AT THIS BINOSAUR
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I saw Goody Proctor engraving bullets at the devil's sacrament.
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Thank glob the libs got the cis het rich man his job back.

Thanks libs, now do something to support actual marginalized people please.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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if you dont want your oatmeal raisin cookie slide it this way, it takes all sorts to make a world.
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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She's right.
🤯 People magazine! It doesn’t get more mainstream than that. It really helps to have “celebrity” advocates.

“Violet then criticized adults for "the relentless beat of back to normal, ignoring downplaying, and concealing both the prevalence of airborne transmission and the threat of long COVID…”
Violet Affleck, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s Daughter, Speaks About the Impacts of COVID in U.N. Address
Violet Affleck, the daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, delivered an impassioned speech in favor of clean air and masking to prevent the transmission of long COVID-19 in an address at the Uni...
people.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ridiculous timeline FFS
So every platform is just gonna let misinformation go... great... great
YouTube restores accounts suspended over COVID, election misinformation
September 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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American Kestrel (Falco sparverius): At 31cm (12.2in) this is the smallest falcon species in North and South America, its native home. They feed on mice, voles, grasshoppers, small birds, dragonflies and lizards. Great photo of this Falcon taken by Steve Gettle in the USA. #kestrel #americankestrel
September 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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European Red Squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris): The Head & Body length of this rodent is 23cm (9in) with its tail adding 20cm (8in). Super photo taken by Márti Raucsik in Hungary.
#squirrel #RedSquirrel #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #hungary
September 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Julius Streicher, editor of Der Sturmer, would frequently published columns titled "Jewish Crimes" crimes committed by Jewish people was published.

On October 16th, 1946 Streicher was executed by hanging for "crimes against humanity" for what later would be classified as "incitement to genocide."
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
For the people who don't like comparisons to the 40s, consider this akin to modern witch hunts.
Trump says he wants to designate "antifa" as a domestic terror group and bring criminal RICO charges against liberal funders because the protests are criminal.
September 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
To whom it may apply: please pardon my bursts of like spam as I once again remember this social media exists and endeavor to catch up a bit. Thank you for your understanding.💜
September 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
EEEeeeeeee! Tomorrow!!!
September 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM