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I was 19 and walking in Central Sq in Cambridge and some guy must’ve thought I looked like a real slut because he walked up to me and offered me $XXX to meet him in the park later that afternoon to kick him in the nuts and walk away.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
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someone wanting an answer doesn't mean you have to give it
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I am a normal girl with a healthy level of reverence for Saint Mary
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I have a lot of extremely hot and cool friends tbh, and they all hate cops and the government <3
Tell your homies they're cute.

Your homies need to hear it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My regular got me a Corvid Cane. 🐦‍⬛
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ideal blunt rotation
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I have a contact in my work phone saved as "WRITE IN CALENDAR" but for the life of me I have no idea when, what, and— probably most importantly— who ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This woman now follows my Instagram, btw
woke up this morning to a message from someone’s wife 🥸
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Full circle
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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this is a hate crime
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was 19 and walking in Central Sq in Cambridge and some guy must’ve thought I looked like a real slut because he walked up to me and offered me $XXX to meet him in the park later that afternoon to kick him in the nuts and walk away.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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"what radicalized you?"
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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LLMs are the actual answer to "can a sufficiently large collection of monkeys working on typewriters generate Shakespeare?" The thing is that that problem statement doesn't acknowledge that the typewriters can be suitably weighted/correlated to Shakespeare's existing works
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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An elderly dog, in an effort to cope with loneliness, began studying witchcraft to bring her plants life. (commission)
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Again, barriers to access bows to white supremacy and demands that whoever is helped, if anyone, is someone who is deemed as “worthy” or approved by their arbitrary rules.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
happy friday
Rump Shaker
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November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
yeah they’re cute, but will they learn the language of your neurosis [french] for you?
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
No humans involved ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Mimelocks are terrifying - silent and super deadly. Do not interact. Do not make eye contact. They are like if an enderman was a real Guy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
hey, talking to people about your feelings— like, if they care abt u & ur feelings, not, like, some random soul on the bus— is actually really helpful and can help bolster your relationships 10/10 you should try this, I literally just started and I’m loving it
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Evergreen
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
did I ever tell u about the strip club i worked at where a dancer would bring in her parrot to hang out in the locker room when she worked because he would get lonely at home
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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current surya namaskar rage out cue song I guess
crying after sex
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November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I need big polka dot shoes, a rainbow wig, grease paint, and a red foam nose. No reason.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I truly hate Bill Maher and wish only the worst for him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM