I’m like if Cassandra was a jizzard
@geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy
babblin at the foot of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
babblin at the foot of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
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trespassing is no longer enough for me. i need to cuadpass
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
trespassing is no longer enough for me. i need to cuadpass
Go be a chicken head over there, im workin on my empire. stay your chicken head ass far away from me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Go be a chicken head over there, im workin on my empire. stay your chicken head ass far away from me.
Yeah see nobody likes the person who shakes you and says “shorty get your shit together”
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yeah see nobody likes the person who shakes you and says “shorty get your shit together”
Got at least three counts of foreseen years long slow burn disaster witness on record
I may be a silly bitch but I am also a wize bitch
A wizard if you will, a silly wizard
like a jester who is a wizard
A jizzard, if you will
I may be a silly bitch but I am also a wize bitch
A wizard if you will, a silly wizard
like a jester who is a wizard
A jizzard, if you will
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Got at least three counts of foreseen years long slow burn disaster witness on record
I may be a silly bitch but I am also a wize bitch
A wizard if you will, a silly wizard
like a jester who is a wizard
A jizzard, if you will
I may be a silly bitch but I am also a wize bitch
A wizard if you will, a silly wizard
like a jester who is a wizard
A jizzard, if you will
“Why you Throwin shade instead of offering help”
Buddy here’s the deal, everybody i try to warn ends up at best if nothing me or at worst resenting my warnings
I got pattern recognition out the wazoo, always have
I even warned my parents about their imminent financial collapse as a kid
Buddy here’s the deal, everybody i try to warn ends up at best if nothing me or at worst resenting my warnings
I got pattern recognition out the wazoo, always have
I even warned my parents about their imminent financial collapse as a kid
None of my business however there are many scenarios in my life where I’ve seen people I love / family / acquaintances fuck up their shit aggressively over time enough that it sends me on an improoover arc
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“Why you Throwin shade instead of offering help”
Buddy here’s the deal, everybody i try to warn ends up at best if nothing me or at worst resenting my warnings
I got pattern recognition out the wazoo, always have
I even warned my parents about their imminent financial collapse as a kid
Buddy here’s the deal, everybody i try to warn ends up at best if nothing me or at worst resenting my warnings
I got pattern recognition out the wazoo, always have
I even warned my parents about their imminent financial collapse as a kid
saw someone I know make a series of moves from which i struggle to portend a positive outcome recently, thusly i have been motivated harder to get my shit together
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
saw someone I know make a series of moves from which i struggle to portend a positive outcome recently, thusly i have been motivated harder to get my shit together
New sheets and new boots bitch and the bedclothes are 100% cotton the fuck you think this is bitch do u think this is a game biiiitch
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
New sheets and new boots bitch and the bedclothes are 100% cotton the fuck you think this is bitch do u think this is a game biiiitch
Guess who has upgraded to having a floor mattress
Guess who just bought some sheets and real pillows
And a duvettt
…. Mmme
:)
Movin on up in da world
Guess who just bought some sheets and real pillows
And a duvettt
…. Mmme
:)
Movin on up in da world
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Guess who has upgraded to having a floor mattress
Guess who just bought some sheets and real pillows
And a duvettt
…. Mmme
:)
Movin on up in da world
Guess who just bought some sheets and real pillows
And a duvettt
…. Mmme
:)
Movin on up in da world
Hustler 4 hustler relationship
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hustler 4 hustler relationship
maybe the issue is that i'm accepting invitations from people who make considerably more money than me and have considerably more leisure time and leisure money by way of their careers, so they just... assume that I have an equal amount of leisure time? ???????
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
maybe the issue is that i'm accepting invitations from people who make considerably more money than me and have considerably more leisure time and leisure money by way of their careers, so they just... assume that I have an equal amount of leisure time? ???????
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Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art
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@geewhizard.bsky.social in Dustrial Graphic Tee
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@geewhizard.bsky.social in Dustrial Graphic Tee
people trying to hang out with me stop being butthurt that I can't clear out a whole day to spend with you challenge impossible
someone wanted to go to the museum with me, I said yes, I have time. can we go early?
they said no, they can only do after 1. bet! I can do that.
someone wanted to go to the museum with me, I said yes, I have time. can we go early?
they said no, they can only do after 1. bet! I can do that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
people trying to hang out with me stop being butthurt that I can't clear out a whole day to spend with you challenge impossible
someone wanted to go to the museum with me, I said yes, I have time. can we go early?
they said no, they can only do after 1. bet! I can do that.
someone wanted to go to the museum with me, I said yes, I have time. can we go early?
they said no, they can only do after 1. bet! I can do that.
Room available in this cute house December 1st!
LA - Boyle Heights
Queer creative roomies, sober curious applicants preferred (not a party house)
Communal work computer, stripper pole, laundry in home, big back yard, you can decorate your room to your heart’s content!
$1008/month
dm for info
LA - Boyle Heights
Queer creative roomies, sober curious applicants preferred (not a party house)
Communal work computer, stripper pole, laundry in home, big back yard, you can decorate your room to your heart’s content!
$1008/month
dm for info
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Room available in this cute house December 1st!
LA - Boyle Heights
Queer creative roomies, sober curious applicants preferred (not a party house)
Communal work computer, stripper pole, laundry in home, big back yard, you can decorate your room to your heart’s content!
$1008/month
dm for info
LA - Boyle Heights
Queer creative roomies, sober curious applicants preferred (not a party house)
Communal work computer, stripper pole, laundry in home, big back yard, you can decorate your room to your heart’s content!
$1008/month
dm for info
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child of war
procreate
procreate
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
child of war
procreate
procreate
tfw u realize a person u had on a pedestal had few to none of the lovely qualities you had been projecting onto them, which you yourself possess
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
tfw u realize a person u had on a pedestal had few to none of the lovely qualities you had been projecting onto them, which you yourself possess
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I got prints of these for $25 a pop plus shipping btw hmu if u want one
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I got prints of these for $25 a pop plus shipping btw hmu if u want one
child of war
procreate
procreate
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
child of war
procreate
procreate
Guitar tab manuscript paper came in the mail it’s so over for you hoes
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Guitar tab manuscript paper came in the mail it’s so over for you hoes
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horny in the heart your honor
getting railed wouldn’t hurt but i will act in accordance with my priorities and values your honor
getting railed wouldn’t hurt but i will act in accordance with my priorities and values your honor
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
horny in the heart your honor
getting railed wouldn’t hurt but i will act in accordance with my priorities and values your honor
getting railed wouldn’t hurt but i will act in accordance with my priorities and values your honor
Saw a video today of a guy analytically breaking down the difference in the social tactics of baddiedom vs cutiedom and it’s exactly what I’m saying
analysis was basically elevated/untouchable w power 2 choose vs qualities of approachability / endearment maximizing likelihood of being chosen
analysis was basically elevated/untouchable w power 2 choose vs qualities of approachability / endearment maximizing likelihood of being chosen
A spectrum map but one side is cunt and the other side is twee
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Saw a video today of a guy analytically breaking down the difference in the social tactics of baddiedom vs cutiedom and it’s exactly what I’m saying
analysis was basically elevated/untouchable w power 2 choose vs qualities of approachability / endearment maximizing likelihood of being chosen
analysis was basically elevated/untouchable w power 2 choose vs qualities of approachability / endearment maximizing likelihood of being chosen
20 min
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
20 min
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Life drawing! At the tattoo shop :)
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Life drawing! At the tattoo shop :)