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I’m like if Cassandra was a jizzard
@geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy

babblin at the foot of the great electric council

can control shawty u can’t control, shawty

accidental gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
New sheets and new boots bitch and the bedclothes are 100% cotton the fuck you think this is bitch do u think this is a game biiiitch
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Room available in this cute house December 1st!

LA - Boyle Heights

Queer creative roomies, sober curious applicants preferred (not a party house)

Communal work computer, stripper pole, laundry in home, big back yard, you can decorate your room to your heart’s content!

$1008/month

dm for info
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I got prints of these for $25 a pop plus shipping btw hmu if u want one
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
to be real I’m not 1000% on the title but I’m glad it’s done bc I’ve been chipping away at it for years

zoom around on it
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
child of war

procreate
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
20 min
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The coffee lads downstairs were annoyed by the big jesus stuff someone scrawled on their stand so I simultaneously made it more and less jesusy
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Proof of life
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pov ur my victim I’m seducing u
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Back for a sec bc I feel very Bonita
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
shout out weed

my friend smoked me out at the bonfire last night and tbh I needed that

Slept like a fuckin baby

Glad I don’t use it often so I can get the full medicinal effect when I do

We carved pumpkins on the beach, mine is on the right (kinda trash) but Shane crushed
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Got up early to continue to be my own buff man gm
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Spackling the holes in old studio and painting over the mural I started

Everybody say goodbye to big scary face
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
mfw i upgraded to a nicer club
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nun to write home bout
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
One more time for the terrible trio
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Nun to see here
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I would tell you what I’m being for Halloween but it’s really nun of your business
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
business mom in hq
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the uniform (i love wearing blazers, man)

need some black on black sneakers or lightweight tac boots and a black on black lightweight bomber jacket for the sport version but we gettin there
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
shoes bitch
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
nefarious terrible trio plus Joshua
Mission success
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
On da way to go scope a potential new venue for events w crew & gang
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM