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Madi Alton
@kittencaboodle666.bsky.social
I have rabies🫶🏻
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Wife: [kissing me] Let’s roleplay
Me: ok
Wife: Pretend you’re my daddy
Me: ok
Wife I’ve been a bad girl
Me: why’d you marry that idiot
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Food Company: We use preservatives to make sure little creatures don't want to eat the food

Me, a little creature: Hmmm
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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when is it “all fun and games.” ever.
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Maybe...
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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accidentally thought about how deep the ocean is and how many catastrophic freaks are under there and now I am entirely out of commission
February 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Sorry I emerged mysteriously from the fog and startled your livestock
February 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The #french always #protest better💅🏻
February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
February 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
@sardonicsloth.bsky.social lemme smash, thanks 🫶🏻
February 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM