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Who let this bird in the kitchen?

Garden Wizard and the Mother of Yeast
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Bird Nerd @kitchenbird.bsky.social · Jun 13
Friendly reminder to anyone in the invasive range:
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
The game was rigged from the start
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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sparkster2600.bsky.social
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Delete your Twitter. Now.
For You "Elon Saved Free Speech" White Knight Assholes: Read the New Terms of Service Released Today X just updated their Terms of Service effective January 15, 2026. Here's what you agreed to: AI TRAINING RIGHTS GRAB: Everything you post becomes training data for their Al models. Every thought, opinion, creative work. You're building their models for free. No compensation. No opt out. PERPETUAL CONTENT LICENSE: They get a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, modify, and distribute your content "for any purpose" in "any media now known or later developed." Forever. They can sell it. Give it to governments. Anything. FORCED JURISDICTION: All disputes must be filed in Tarrant County, Texas. You waive the right to join class actions. If they wrong millions of users, you sue alone in THEIR court. ARBITRARY TERMINATION: They can delete your account "for any other reason or no reason at our convenience." Years of content, connections, reputation. Gone. Zero due process. $15,000 LIQUIDATED DAMAGES: Access more than 1 million posts in 24 hours and you owe $15,000. Per million. Journalists and researchers investigating the platform face financial ruin. GOVERNMENT DISCLOSURE: They reserve the right to hand your DMs, drafts, and entire history to governments based on what they "reasonably believe" is necessary. ANTI-JAILBREAK CLAUSE: Testing their Al systems, exposing censorship mechanisms, or security research is now explicitly a Terms violation. They added "prompt engineering or injection" to prohibited conduct.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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gooseworx.bsky.social
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
your tired, your poor
panel 1: a doctor looking at info on his clipboard asks himself “Why isn’t the patient responding to any of the treatments?” panel 2: the patient, a bald guy in a hospital bed asks, alarmed “Wait—what treatments?” panel 3: the doctor explains “We treat the already healthy so their health will trickle down to sick people like you.” panel 4: “Wait—where am I?” the patient screams. pan out to the exterior of “Ronald Reagan Medical Center” (Ronald Reagan was a US president in the 80’s with very conservative policies, including the idea of “trickle down economics” for context. The Ronald Reagan Medical Center is a real hospital in CA that by all accounts is top of the line and professional btw, this comic is merely poking fun at the Ronald Reagan part—they do not believe in trickle down healthcare 😬)
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
A bird/human monstrosity sits on a train looking at its phone as the countryside goes by out the window. The train stops and the bird puts down its crossword app to look at a town flying an italian flag. "Huh?" asks the guy/bird "How did I get to Ireland?" A neighbouring passenger says (in italian) "This is the italian flag ... you're in Italy" to which our bird responds "...um" while typing on its phone. In the final panel we see the screen of the bird's phone, where it is trying to translate from English to Irish "Where can I go birdwatching?" Typing this out makes it seem like it doesn't make any sense. But to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, go inside my head and then tell me it's not funny.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Beginning", and it's a girl sitting on a stone wall at a park on a sunny day, shaded partially by the leaves of the tree above, saying "th-there's this girl ... and she's ... annoying." She's got brown hair with straight bangs, and is wearing a red-and-yellow dolphin-logo t-shirt and high-waisted jean shorts. Panel 2: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Middle", and it's a massive meteor colliding with the Earth, lava-filled cracks meandering from the point of impact and lava and smoke rising from around the meteor. Panel 3: Title "Average Yuri Plot Ending", and it's two simply-drawn girls (one of whom is the girl from the first panel) standing next to each other, smiling, and holding hands with dumb little blank expressions. Confetti is falling around them. The other girl has her dark brown hair in a messy bun, has purple eyes, and is in a red-and-white athletic tank-top, black tights, and red leg warmers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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cbbworld.bsky.social
It’s just bread (complimentary)
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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kevincomics.com
Have fun eating Jerry! 🦃🦜
1. Wearing a pink kitchen apron, Kevin walks in, holding a large cooked turkey on a platter. Across the table, his bird perches on the back of chair watching. "Happy Thanksgiving!" Kevin says. 2. Kevin places the turkey down on the table. His bird leans over to inspect. "Jerry?" his bird says. 3. Kevin's bird looks up at him. "I think I knew this guy," he says. 4. Kevin looks shocked. "Oh gosh! I'm sorry!" he says. "Don't be," his bird responds. "He was a jerk. Let's eat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
rise and grind lets get this bred
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Keep your goals high
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
💰💰💰
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Throughout November, Disney Prime is partnering with the USDA to bring awareness to nutrition piracy. We are offering a 10% discount on your monthly subscription when you visit tinyurl.com/yc2vbzsb /form?vsid=DontSNAP and pledge that when you *see* something, you'll *say* something. #DisneyCares
You wouldn't steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family in the XBAND font which we recognize for some reason.
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher and Douglas are meeting up to go Trick-or-Treating. Gustopher sees that Douglas has decided to go as the classic ghost for Halloween. Various spooky things are happening in a house in the background. There are two mysterious figures on the second floor with a spider above them. And demonic entity also appears to have a plate full of eyeballs as a bat watches from above. I hear they're full of protein. Gustopher: DOUGLAS! Great costume! Douglas: Thanks. Panel 2 Douglas poses in his costume. It's just a simple sheet with eye and arm holes cut out but it's effective. I'd give it four out of five rocks. Douglas explains his inspiration for the costume. Douglas: I decided to be a ghost. It represents my fear of never truly being seen and my hope to be remembered. Panel 3 Gustopher stands in his own costume. He is wearing the same taco costume he wore last year. He begins to contemplate his inspiration for such a costume. Thankfully, the house behind him does not have anything too spooky in it. Just a cat looking at what's going on outside. Panel 4 Gustopher carefully chooses his words and explains his inspiration for his fine taco costume. Gustopher: I'm a taco because I like tacos. The cat in the window appears to be doing something. Smiling? And shadowy tendrils are erupting beneath the cat. Okay, I'm sorry. This is too spooky. The eyeballs were bad enough. I'm leaving.
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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ryannorth.ca
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
Calvin demanding his dad show him Cow Tools, which ends with them staring, confused, at Cow Tools
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
follow the rules
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS" Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items." Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..." Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
#bonktober69 catch up: Day 13, Get Lucky!

One man's treasure...
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
When everybody stops talking the moment you let one rip and it's loud as hell
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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gooseworx.bsky.social
hap hal
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM